Checking the curd to see if it's ready to cut

Jan 19, 2025 2:51 AM

fistermatic5000

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Checking the curd to see if it's ready to cut

If you curd vaginafies it's ready

MV EDIT: Send pictures of your pets please

Cream cheese?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

STEVE, STOP THAT. We all know that things aren't good at home...but there's no need for curdussy

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr. Lebowski?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Right...

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 4

Everything reminds me of her

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

pu…put yer…

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No whey

2 years ago | Likes 416 Dislikes 9

Ya whey

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

whey

2 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

G'day Curd-perverts! I seem to be on the wrong channel today!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's some sexy curds

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

That’s some curd cutter.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Don't you dare bang the cheese!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've been seeing a lot of people that need to wear hairnets on their arms recently

2 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 6

Yeah all I could think is how much I love eating this dude's arm hair.

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Daddy joke vaginafies

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*Daddy jokes

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

On this episode of “cake or sink vanity”

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

This is the whey.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I also upvoted everyone.

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omg upvote.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

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Everything reminds me of her

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

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You may fascinate a man by giving him a piece of cheese woman.

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I somehow knew this was going to be the top comment. Never change imgur.

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

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But I show up with dick cheese and everyone yells me out of the room.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The chussy

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

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And abit sprinkles of the arm hair, make it perfect.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

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I know right

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

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She seems nice…

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Lol...didn't have to look first before knowing this screenshot would be in top comments

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I've seen that elsewhere....

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who saw exactly that.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The dairy is a lonely, lonely place.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is from the top, looking down.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Curdussy

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Step one: make cheese vagina

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Better than the other way around, imo

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Right to left, everyone.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Slower you slut!

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Curd Knife

2 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 2

understood-that-reference.gif

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

You may fascinate a woman by cutting the cheese.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Or clear the room, depending on your diet.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wish I could stab things to do the "testing". I work in IT.

2 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 3

Nurse. Sometimes I do

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I spent 25yrs in IT. Oh how I can relate with you!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

curdussy

2 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 4

I had to scroll too far to see this one.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

“Vaginafies”… is that a technical term?

2 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 3

It is now.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, that would be "vulvafies"

2 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Vulvates, maybe?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Anyone who corrects 'vagina' to 'vulva' on the internet is not getting any vulva" - Me

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No that's the process of using heat and sulfur to harden rubber.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You may fascinate a woman by giving her cheese.

2 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 3

tell me more!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I am fascinated!

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Everything reminds me of her

2 years ago | Likes 502 Dislikes 14

That’s dudes dead wife?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I should call her

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Expected this

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Came down here looking for it so I could upvote it.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

someone is upset about this post and downvoted everyone, so I upvoted everyone take that ya stinky angry downvoter

2 years ago | Likes 703 Dislikes 53

Down vote bots seem to be going around a lot

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

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Considering I remember seeing it recently I would guess they are angry it's not new and exciting?

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 12

Right, I think it's because it's a repost with no indication that op wasn't the actual op

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There are grumps everywhere. They can last a couple days or weeks, but eventually they'll just stop. Sometimes, though, they become vocal and the community ensures that they get some mandatory time off.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 4

That is a Karen

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Something something, why won't you think of the children? /S

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Honestly, whoever it was they probably weren't even upset. Just bored and being randomly mean. +1 more from me to everyone.

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 7

Fuck you Lassannn

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fuck that person.

2 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 12

In the ear. With a rake. Sorry, I've had a bad day.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

Some people just don't wanna be happy. Or want other people to be happy

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Clearly someone is on the rag

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LOL

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

So I can’t say that as a woman?

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 18

No, you're setting our entire gender back decades by perpetuating this shit. This is how a capable woman got discarded in favor of a rapist with 42 felonies. Be better.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

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Don't replace on your rag with just being a bitch

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Why? Too NSFW for them? Or just lactose intolerant?

2 years ago | Likes 98 Dislikes 6

Vagina intolerant?

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

There's some bots in usersub that just downvote everything except certain people's posts. I'm guessing it's some loosers way of trying to get a leg up.

2 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 2

My first thought was the fact that making curd involves using rennet which comes from the stomach of baby cows, but I *think* most modern cheese makers use something else in place of baby cow stomach juice.... I'm not sure though.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

More like laughtose intolerant

2 years ago | Likes 83 Dislikes 2

Gouda one

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People trying to push anything not political down. Which is the opposite of what I come here for ( entertainment).

2 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 8

No. You're just creating division with that comment. Every post of mine gets down votes regardless of whether it's political or not. This post likely got downvoted because the clip stops before they start cutting the curd.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm creating division? I didn't mention a party. The election is over and I just want to look at memes.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

There's also a troll who has about 80 bots who tries to downvote any post that has anti-trump pro-progressive tags before it goes viral.



/a/KJOtQaa

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This. I hate that this platform is all about fucking politics.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

And the cunts don't put hashtags in their posts so I can't ignore them.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

They get no views otherwise...

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