2574 pts ยท September 21, 2015
Cheese tarts
Built a spaghetti bridge for physics class in high school. The trick is to cook it first and dry it out before building it.
Seeing this actually made me wish I had registered for Secret Santa.
It's dripping butter!
Two weeks in and I'm still only in Sand Kingdom. Peach might as well just marry Bowser, too busy finding moons and collecting outfits.
SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING
This is the shit I'm looking for in usersub
Saving yourself for marriage is like buying a car without test driving it. Make damn sure everything is good to go before making the deal
Everyone decorates for Halloween after Labor Day and Christmas after Halloween. How come no one decorates for Thanksgiving anymore?
Wait... Is the second one a guy?
The way he calls Eminem a fake gangster make it sound like he prefers him to be a real gangster.
OP needs to be more specific. Record for most cumshots or fapped the longest time before cumming?
Every time I read quotes from Mr. Rogers or Bob Ross I'm disappointed in myself for turning out to be such a piece of shit.
Fuck you, Lassannn
Where in the world is Charmin Sandiego?
I browse usersub because I want to see disgusting shit
That cat is the reason it's on backwards
Have a feeling one will become the wight they'll bring back from the North. My guess would be the Hound or Jorah Mormont.
Jackie Chan is doing his best as a deadbeat father
But what if your boss wants to see a doctor's note?
And no one knew
You are now. *unzips*
Did OP just called his own mom easy?
Guess which state is ranked last in education.
And if you pronounce Vs as Bs, then you're Japanese
I really like the detail of the light shining from the window
Gotta give props to Melessa Tarly for raising both sons to not be a hardass like their father
WHERE IS CERA?
Shenanigans
Harry is the humble kid who wouldn't give himself any titles though.
Cheese tarts
Built a spaghetti bridge for physics class in high school. The trick is to cook it first and dry it out before building it.
Seeing this actually made me wish I had registered for Secret Santa.
It's dripping butter!
Two weeks in and I'm still only in Sand Kingdom. Peach might as well just marry Bowser, too busy finding moons and collecting outfits.
SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING
This is the shit I'm looking for in usersub
Saving yourself for marriage is like buying a car without test driving it. Make damn sure everything is good to go before making the deal
Everyone decorates for Halloween after Labor Day and Christmas after Halloween. How come no one decorates for Thanksgiving anymore?
Wait... Is the second one a guy?
The way he calls Eminem a fake gangster make it sound like he prefers him to be a real gangster.
OP needs to be more specific. Record for most cumshots or fapped the longest time before cumming?
Every time I read quotes from Mr. Rogers or Bob Ross I'm disappointed in myself for turning out to be such a piece of shit.
Fuck you, Lassannn
Where in the world is Charmin Sandiego?
I browse usersub because I want to see disgusting shit
That cat is the reason it's on backwards
Have a feeling one will become the wight they'll bring back from the North. My guess would be the Hound or Jorah Mormont.
Jackie Chan is doing his best as a deadbeat father
But what if your boss wants to see a doctor's note?
And no one knew
You are now. *unzips*
Did OP just called his own mom easy?
Guess which state is ranked last in education.
And if you pronounce Vs as Bs, then you're Japanese
I really like the detail of the light shining from the window
Gotta give props to Melessa Tarly for raising both sons to not be a hardass like their father
WHERE IS CERA?
Shenanigans
Harry is the humble kid who wouldn't give himself any titles though.