tofuflower

2574 pts ยท September 21, 2015


Cheese tarts

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Built a spaghetti bridge for physics class in high school. The trick is to cook it first and dry it out before building it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seeing this actually made me wish I had registered for Secret Santa.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It's dripping butter!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

Two weeks in and I'm still only in Sand Kingdom. Peach might as well just marry Bowser, too busy finding moons and collecting outfits.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

This is the shit I'm looking for in usersub

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Saving yourself for marriage is like buying a car without test driving it. Make damn sure everything is good to go before making the deal

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Everyone decorates for Halloween after Labor Day and Christmas after Halloween. How come no one decorates for Thanksgiving anymore?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait... Is the second one a guy?

8 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

The way he calls Eminem a fake gangster make it sound like he prefers him to be a real gangster.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

OP needs to be more specific. Record for most cumshots or fapped the longest time before cumming?

9 years ago | Likes 486 Dislikes 8

Every time I read quotes from Mr. Rogers or Bob Ross I'm disappointed in myself for turning out to be such a piece of shit.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Fuck you, Lassannn

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Where in the world is Charmin Sandiego?

9 years ago | Likes 141 Dislikes 2

I browse usersub because I want to see disgusting shit

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

That cat is the reason it's on backwards

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Have a feeling one will become the wight they'll bring back from the North. My guess would be the Hound or Jorah Mormont.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Jackie Chan is doing his best as a deadbeat father

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 7

But what if your boss wants to see a doctor's note?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And no one knew

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You are now. *unzips*

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Did OP just called his own mom easy?

9 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1

Guess which state is ranked last in education.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And if you pronounce Vs as Bs, then you're Japanese

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I really like the detail of the light shining from the window

9 years ago | Likes 75 Dislikes 0

Gotta give props to Melessa Tarly for raising both sons to not be a hardass like their father

9 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

WHERE IS CERA?

9 years ago | Likes 436 Dislikes 8

Shenanigans

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Harry is the humble kid who wouldn't give himself any titles though.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2