thekeyofe

217485 pts · March 5, 2016


My spoon is too big.

MILF (Man, I Love Fightercraft)

4 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sibling gets something nice. Other sibling is envious and tries to get their dad to tell the first sibling that he has to share. It's basic little kid behavior.

What makes it funny is that they're not little kids, they're adults, and an Emmy is not something that can be shared.

5 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Matȟó Thípila"

Pronunciation guide, please?

23 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh, geez, I just figured out why he called his stupid AI "Grok."

In "Stranger in a Strange Land," by Robert A. Heinlein, "grok" is a martian word which means to understand something on an incredibly deep level. Musk Melon is a moron who doesn't understand ANYTHING on a deep level, so I never understood why he chose to use that word.

I just realized that his weird obsession with colonizing Mars is why he chose a martian word for his stupid AI. I now feel dumb for not figuring it out sooner.

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And before you comment, yes, I know the correct response is, "Always has been."

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Tingalayo, run my little donkey, run

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I prefer Masc Shen, but that could just be because I've known him longer.

1 day ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Very good! But brick not hit back.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"You are overencumbered and cannot move" lol

3 days ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Where?! I'm searching and can't find it!

4 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

4 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Then build a bridge and get over it.

5 days ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

You mean like how "Third-World Country" is generally used to mean "poor country with shitty government" rather than its original meaning of "anywhere not allied with either NATO or the USSR?"

5 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Usually it means "south of the Equator," which Iran obviously is not. They could be trying to say "south of Europe," but even that is questionable because northern Iran is at a similar latitude to Greece and Sicily. More likely, they just mean "anywhere that isn't majority white."

5 days ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

He never really smiles. The only time he kind of smiles is when people are giving him undeserved praise and he's got that stupid, smug grin on his ugly face. And even that smug grin isn't really a smile, because there is no joy or mirth in it at all.

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See?! Birds aren't real! You can clearly tell from all the beeping that that one is a robot!

5 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

I recently started playing Digimon Story Cyber Sleuth and just barely evolved my first Renamon.

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Never try to appease right-wingers because it never works. They always want more, because as much as they might claim that it's about morality or whatever, it never actually is. It's always about control. What's more, they consider compromise to be weakness and will always use your desire to compromise against you. We didn't realize this back in the Clinton years, which is why for decades we let them keep pulling us farther and farther to the right. But no more.

5 days ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

The missile is very eepy. The missile has had a long day of splashing bandits and needs its beddy bye.

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Then you have extras you don't need, like if you had 2 screwdrivers and only need 1.

5 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The part list in the instructions even says so:

1 (one) dog (not included)

5 days ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Ah, yes, 50,000-year-old space Jesus.

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Raw tomato with a little bit of salt and pepper is awesome.

6 days ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

You're not going to get to WV by driving on a dark desert highway...

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