synonymswirl

14272 pts · November 21, 2016


This is where a fun bio about me goes.

There’s Care Bears up there for sure.

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I’m stuffed

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Hopefully they give her a nice severance package and party

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C Rex

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How are you recording this

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People at McDonald’s don’t get paid enough to give a damn if you donate to a charity. They just want to do their job and go home.

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Funny that was my old best friend’s name, too

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With the tiniest hand America has ever seen

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Didn’t Trump call Walz a R*tard

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That’s absolutely perfect! Cheers!

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Would an edible help take me to the top? Cause I would do that for the cause.

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Merry Christmas!

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Thank you! Merry Christmas!

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Ope! Merry Christmas From Minnesota to you, too!

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You, as well! I used to get black out drunk and cry on Christmas and now I’ve graduated to sipping and enjoying my lights and Christmas jazz. There’s so much pressure for a giant, loud, and chaotic day. There’s no shame in learning to enjoy the calmness, either. That was such a hard but necessary lesson. Being at peace doesn’t mean missing out. Merry Christmas to you, too!

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This website has gotten me through some of the shittiest nights of my life.

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I did! I tried fixing a type-o and it got deleted. I’m just trying to survive.

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My son has a pencil dot in his ear from when he was 5. Still not sure the story of what he was doing, but it’s never gone away (and we have scrubbed!)

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Am I the only one that gets so excited to see local town names on here?

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Thank you for doing gods work

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#13 what am I missing

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Those are my emotional support Christmas decorations and they are important

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Thanks, I’m slightly obsessed with them!

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Single girl here. My dinner is usually a pickle, piece of lunch meat, and some cheese.

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It’s always cold! That’s what makes it so special!

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I would never be able to sit out there without having a panic attack

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