surlyandold

-5 pts · August 16, 2020


He’s departed…

5 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gonna be a run on green lasers and paintball guns …

3 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

$174,000 seems too high a threshold to trigger oversight.

3 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You mean like —hands in is pockets— Chuck Shumer?

4 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

We need a sympathetic hacker to find and publish those records.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Only one in three VOTERS…
If all American voters actually voted, he would have lost by a huge majority.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Facebook, Instagram, reddit, and others feature reply threads.
When I reply to someone’s observation, my reply seems to just disappear.
It seems that a reply must immediately be sent to a comment to make sense.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Why wait for 17?
The first one should have triggered her response.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 13

The “Me Too” put me off any response to an obviouse flirt.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

***13 not twenty-three

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

#23–*fewer

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

My issue with that “3%” thing is that it’s probably correct.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks. Does one have to have an MD first— or can any smart enough person earn an MPH ?

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Walking hours?

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Forgive my ignorance— what is an MPH?

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

…never gains or loses weight.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My cat is on demand feed: his bowl is filled every evening and he limits himself to no more than 70 grams a day

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I blame the non-voters.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What is the name of the guy afflicted with affluenza?
These wealthy kids all look the same…

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Banksie ?

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This convo has induced a spat of yawning that will most likely remain active till I take my sleep drugs tonight.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The original is correct…

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Heh. I missed that.
Thanks for the heads up.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Norm needs to lose some pounds.

1 month ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 33

These two will soon be voting…

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The gratutous “fuck” adds nothing. The punch line would actually be funnier without it.
Full disclosure: I use ‘fuck’ in conjunction with a vast vocabulary of obscenities and profanities.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I stopped buying the roti chicks at Costco when they began packaging them in bags instead of the plastic bubbles.
I’d happily pay two bucks more for the bubble pack.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

A mountain ‘s height is measured relative to sea level. This undersea “mountain” is just raising the sea level by displacement.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Strong. Farm girl.

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Why is the logo on the burger nipples girl upside down?

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0