stoots24

92785 pts ยท September 19, 2011


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I remember at the Mystery Fun House by Orlando FL in the 80s. I remember watching my dad sit in a chair and turn into a Werewolf. Core memory unlocked.

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I'm gonna be a Firefitter when I grow up!

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I can't tell if that room is cold or not!

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So you're saying Abraham was an Ass-man?

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I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means small craft advisory.

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Her next question should be asking about some other kinky sex position that comes straight from The Aristocrats joke. Let him try to explain that one away....

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It's MORBIN' TIME!!!

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And Randy Quaid would side with the aliens....

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But....would you still fall down at my door?

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Can you imagine trying to breastfeed a baby shark?

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Yet when I do the same thing with Zebra Mussels, you all flip out!

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"PROVE ME WRONG!"

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"But not the Jug part."

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Dafuq she think the Principal was gonna do about it? lol

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Can you imagine if Biden's son hadn't died, and he ran back in 2016?

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My wife bought some hair at a fair, to use as a spare.
Did I care?
Au contraire!
Spare hair is fair!
In fact, hair can be rare.
Fred Astair got no hair,
Nor does a chair,
Nor nor a chocolate eclair,
And where is the hair on a pear?
Nowhere, mon frere!

So now that I've shared this affair of the hair,
I'm going to repair to my lair and use Nair, do you care?

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I'm aware some stare at my hair.
In fact, to be fair,
Some really despair of my hair.
But I don't care,
Cause they're not aware,
Nor are they debonaire.
In fact, they're just square.

They see hair down to there,
Say, "Beware" and go off on a tear!
I say, "No fair!"
A head that's bare is really nowhere.
So be like a bear, be fair with your hair!
Show it you care.
Wear it to there.
Or to there.
Or to there, if you dare!

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Lol the first message we ever sent out into space was Hitler at the Olympics!

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