Am I the weird one as a guy who just wants to do cuddling for a while until I actually know what kind of a person you are. Cuddling is what makes life worth living.
I wonder how Tattoo artists get over their initial training when a woman like this asks for Tattoos to avoid getting aroused until routine sets in and they can tattoo penis and vaginas the same as an arm or shoulder.
Not the commenter you're replying to, but... I'm old. Seen so many Vast Tracts Of Land over the course of my life that yes, the tattoos *are* where my eyes went. To the point that I missed that there are even subtitles...
I get you on the low contrast - I honestly had to go back and look to see if there were any in the first place. Those are a lot of tattoos and some *intricate* work. Impressive. (I'm old. Seen so many Vast Tracts Of Land over the course of my life that yes, the tattoos *are* where my eyes went. 😂🤣😂🤣)
A.k.a. Bulgarian Airbags, as defined by Lester Haines (https://www.theregister.com/ - but the original article seems to have gone the way of all flesh)
I’m fine with cuddles only. In all honesty, if I could find someone near me who wanted to be cuddle buddies, I would be mostly happy with that arrangement for the rest of my life
I have a feeling that by the time they're adults, most women with big chests know what happens when they sit in the back of the bus - even on a good road. So someone's doing something on purpose.
J3lek
Just to cuddle? Dear God, no. Get over here for a snack, a drink, 3 minutes of disappointment, and THEN cuddles.
sneakypoo
What if we watch 90s sci-fi AND cuddle?
TheJusticeMitchell
friendsofsandwiches
I hope her car has good shocks.
lildude52ca
i'm so sick and fucking tired of hearing this. Shut the FUCK up with your cheap ass gas. $7/gallon is still nearly HALF from everywhere else
stercusmoriturussum
I got a BEV, charging from my solar panels. Let's meet at your place.
W0lfsbl00d
Funny, but please do not actually use, say or think shit like this to coerce and manufacture sexual consent with someone.
onlyfourlinks
RenaissanceFaireMan
I've been looking...and looking. Might need a 20 minute break here.
EMHPicardo
TalkingSnake
The fuller cup
ElbowDeepInABlackhole
wiltsjunk
I taught I taw a tiddy tat
RigidGristle
DwayneTheCrackJohnson
If you're taking the time nd money to exclusively drive to ME, then whatever you say goes. I'll even add No Crying bonus on top!
friendsofsandwiches
depends on if she wants it.
DwayneTheCrackJohnson
I hope she does
soulseekbob2320
Also ... My Air Bags need Shocks 😲
lerbuddey
Am I the weird one as a guy who just wants to do cuddling for a while until I actually know what kind of a person you are. Cuddling is what makes life worth living.
MechKelly
Sweet tattoos!
FPAlpha
I wonder how Tattoo artists get over their initial training when a woman like this asks for Tattoos to avoid getting aroused until routine sets in and they can tattoo penis and vaginas the same as an arm or shoulder.
MechKelly
I imagine the same as people who do massages, waxing, etc. During training you might have some embarrassing moments but eventually they pass.
Heelcat70
Tittoo?
sadurdaynight
I'll reimburse you gas money. But, then handing you $7 after we cuddle sort of turns it into a different kind of relationship.
SililosS
Obligatory "Do we have a name for her?" and "Do she?" lol
Xique
Honestly interested in seeing the rest of her tattoos, I like the clock/watch design
died0
Yeah, yeah... Tattoos., me too man...
TomahawkJackson
Not the commenter you're replying to, but... I'm old. Seen so many Vast Tracts Of Land over the course of my life that yes, the tattoos *are* where my eyes went. To the point that I missed that there are even subtitles...
PaleBlueHammer
According to sources, I'm told this is Valarie_Spa.
onlyfourlinks
LegendOfGalacticHeroes
I have never hated a piece of string more.
McBzz
Just get the fuck over here I’ll buy you some gas goddamn
d3jake
Here I thought one-word-at-a-time subtitles couldn't get worse. Now they're low contrast and harder to read.
feelymcfeel
subtitles?
TomahawkJackson
I get you on the low contrast - I honestly had to go back and look to see if there were any in the first place. Those are a lot of tattoos and some *intricate* work. Impressive. (I'm old. Seen so many Vast Tracts Of Land over the course of my life that yes, the tattoos *are* where my eyes went. 😂🤣😂🤣)
TELunus
Imagine not having an electric car
fartharder
I'll drive.
duktayp
Something something protective airbags
stercusmoriturussum
A.k.a. Bulgarian Airbags, as defined by Lester Haines (https://www.theregister.com/ - but the original article seems to have gone the way of all flesh)
cgt9803
I'll motorboat instead
Lowland
Poor girl doesnt even have money to buy proper clothes to hold those 7 gallon each chesticles in place
newnhb
redtruck
She knows what she's got.
azarza
first i am hearing chesticle over here
southflhitnrun
WHAT!?!? Well, say good bye to your innocence. lol
azarza
surely the great chesticle, the first source of fine cuisine for most of us, isn't the end of innocence??
Dudenoooo
It is.
joshuasplinth
She can almost fill a 10 gallon hat!!
Roune
Shit. I’ll drive! Even if gas got up to like $12-$15 a gallon I’d drive to her for cuddles
trinxter
Cuddles only!
adamlstf9
If we can cuddle with my head between them thangs…doesn’t matter how much gas costs, I’m getting there.
Roune
I’m fine with cuddles only. In all honesty, if I could find someone near me who wanted to be cuddle buddies, I would be mostly happy with that arrangement for the rest of my life
lostlittletimeonthis
Boob cuddles are great
Roune
I know. Been too long since I’ve had the pleasure. Going on like 15 years now
BorkasonBork
netutoring
Even if it was no before....that answer may have changed.
Navrodel
I have a feeling that by the time they're adults, most women with big chests know what happens when they sit in the back of the bus - even on a good road.
So someone's doing something on purpose.
Rkfinecake
She's clothed in such a way that everything is about the jiggle.
AeonexAshaxei
*Before video recording* "Can you please go off road here, thanks."
RenaissanceFaireMan
080080
breasted boobily downstairs
adamlstf9
Thumbnail looks like static and I thought I accidentally drank Bepis this morning for my thirst.
RenaissanceFaireMan
Did you drink it on purpose?
fartharder
Hey! I recognize that cleavage! @vudumommajuju
RenaissanceFaireMan
Bouncy!
Dudenoooo
Oh yeah? Well I would walk 1,000 miles 🎶
stoots24
But....would you still fall down at my door?
netutoring
LA DA DA DAAAAAAAAA, LA DA DA DAH, LADADADADADADAAAAAAAAAAA...
CyberHexx
Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles just to fall down at your door.
igglebotato
Haverin'? In THIS economy?
Bytencoder
Here's an iidea, don't do it all at once. First you would walk 500 miles...
DorkJedi
just to cross the first breast.
killertomato842
And THEN you walk 500 more!
pharmie01
Just to be that man
gablestout
who walked a thousand miles to fall down at your door!
Artoris
Da de dah dah!