I snoff. If you screenshot this and get it to FP I'll send you something handmade. (im not great tho, so it'll probably just be a crocheted jellyfish)
I snoff. If you screenshot this and get it to FP I'll send you something handmade. (im not great tho, so it'll probably just be a crocheted jellyfish)
#36 as a breastfeeding mumma, I cant relate
My first child has a grass themed name. Just birthed our second and gave him a water name. We need a third (and a non-lame fire related name) to complete the set of starters
Nerds breed these days. Pokemon is cool
My due date was 2 days ago. Baby hasnt evicted yet which is frustrating as fuck, but also kind of a good thing bc we just can't decide on names
#1 disagree. Spouse and I talk all the time, mostly silly bullshit these days, and our silly yammering bullshit means so much more than many "deep" convos I've had before
#47 I've been incubating or a milk machine or both since 2022. One day I'll be done with it all and I'll finally be able to be medicated but until then imma just have to keep raw dogging life
#8 at my baby shower last night, we got everyone to draw on onesies. One of my friends asked if another friend was in his late 30s, like us. When I said yes and asked why, she pointed out that he drew this symbol on his onesie
#34 my FIL is nice to me and dotes on my toddler, but I just can't get past the fact that he hates cats and pushes mine away if she approaches him
Oh jesus that's awful. Im so sorry, friend. We all have our fingers crossed for you guys
Lol all good mate
This is the only piece of unsolicited advice I give to expectant parents. My first birth was awful bc we let the midwives/drs steamroll us, assuming they knew better. This time round we hired a private midwife (couldn't really afford it but we've made it work) so that we know my wishes will be respected
I keep telling baby that notice has been served but it's clearly not listening!
Idk, im still traumatised from the last one, which was exactly 2 1/2 years ago to the day
We don't need forms here in Aus, i think. Last birth they came very quickly when I asked for one but it was still too late lol
Im hoping to go into labour like NOW, i want this fkn baby out of me, but oh god I do not want the process of getting it out of me
Hahaa i fkn would if it were an option, but im sensitive to acids. A single orange can leave my tongue bleeding for a week so I hate to think what a pineapple would do to it
Im eating so many dates and guzzling raspberry leaf tea. Nothing's working so far 😭. My midwife keeps saying "yayyy!" each time I bitch about a new ailment so I guess im close?
39 weeks and 5 days. It's how it's usually written here in Aus, don't know if that's standard everywhere tho
Mum took the toddler for the night, so hubs and I can focus on getting things ready for baby #2 (any day now!)
My stand-offish 17yo cat is feeling the cold so shes been extra snuggly
I managed to get a whole dippy egg with toast down and keep it down! Fkn delicious
Babes i am 39+5 weeks preg and I cant take a step without baby's shoulder bones grinding against my pelvic bones. I am toxic 24/7 rn, no judgement from me lmao
#2 idk that still sounds pretty toxic
Note 1: Stanzi Potenza is amazing and I love her
Note 2: my mum and dad were basically told what the brunette said in their pre-marriage church counselling classes. Dad thought it was legit. Mum laughed and said "absolutely not". Im very glad she did; apparently lots of other women from their church (including my cousin) basically allowed themselves to be molested by their husbands bc of this advice
Oooof. I think that picture just got me pregnanter
I wish I could foster, but my toddler would probably eat any kittens brought into the house
"That's your arm!" I think he noticed, lady
My baby is squishing my bladder so much. I really miss long pisses. Im lucky if I can go for 5 seconds these days
Maybe doing something like this would finally shake my baby out of me
ACAB. Even Captain Mal posing as a cop
Apparently I've "bruh"d my husband too often, bc our sweet lil toddler just called him bruh yesterday. Lol whoops
Hubs laughed at me for my dvd collection. I wanted to rewatch Coraline for like a year and it wasn't on any services. Went and got my DVDs out of the boxes and retraumatised myself without having to fkn rent it
You monster