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Jun 25, 2025 3:15 AM

Lassannn

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“Ahhhh that’s better!” - Duke Nukem

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like full stream, or swollen prostate?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Most mammals take approximately 21 seconds to pee. What'd you do, hold it in?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5lOGjHzNDU

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

those are amazing. hopefully everyone outside the toilet door could hear it

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

austin_powers_pee.gif

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Damnit, PISSannn.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My baby is squishing my bladder so much. I really miss long pisses. Im lucky if I can go for 5 seconds these days

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One thing I couldn't do during my third trimester, which women in the movies always do, is eat a lot. Don't know how they did it - there just wasn't any space left for food to go. Digestive system was getting squished along with bladder. Good luck - hope all goes well for you!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Had a camera down my penis into my bladder, then filled with water to iron out wrinkles. Dr told me that's the biggest bladder she's ever seen. Yeah I piss like an elephant

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hope it all made it in the toilet

1 year ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

It all made it onto the shoulder of the road.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Even better, outside pees are the best pees

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Go get yer prostate checked.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Oh, I'll go get it checked! Believe that!

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fuck you Lassannn! Love you bud!! Only a 30 seconds piss for me a few min ago. Still nice tho. Fyi Seagram's makes good vodka.

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Water and beer's where it's at.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Water yes... beer... not with my belly & man-boobs. Too many calories homegirl!

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0