babayaghanoush
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Jun 27, 2025 3:58 AM
babayaghanoush
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Pats0r
#15 by bow you should at least know how to plug it in correct on your own pc or laptop. Ps. 9/10 uts the same everywhere
highstream
#19 there's a simple explanation for this. See, our faces are not perfectly symmetrical. Not so much that you could notice, but little things that your subconscious picks up on. You are used to seeing yourself in a mirror, with your features reversed. When you see a photograph of you, you are seeing yourself as others see you and it looks wrong because it's not exactly the same as your mirror image.
amp99
#16
futuremonkey
#29
barneybrimstone7
#20 Palms....sweaty
GravitySmellsLikeCheese
Back….bowed
AveryverySadBear
#1 I am a lil bitch
pip1
Ya
DentonTheBear
#3 Flooring is easy until you have to do it with someone you like, and is available...
Tjitso
#22 Ah, Ottoman -> Turkey
tizme
Yes, Thank you!
lustre
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ZDd0cDZzanEwemw4Nmh5M2dlemsxNTN5eDJqbHcwYWlqZWNiY200cyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/5xtDarmwsuR9sDRObyU/200w.webp
Wapusk
So, not: club chair -> rotisserie chicken at all then? Thank you. I really had given up tying to sus it out.
johnnydarkside
Something about Constantinople.
lasshalfempty
You can’t go back
CPTBRUMBL3Z
#17 TNG would never have done this. Stargate, though...
nojustsayitdont
LilacShowers
put ball under shirt
QSteele
#28 Don't dream it... Be it.
OmnibusLatinName
Welp... looks like Ima go live in a huge black tree with a bunch of goblins. Coincidentally, hiring goblins. Get to keep all your loot, eat anyone you want, and the retirement plan is a killer!
punderstorm
SPACE!
ToenailClippingsJar
#25
I’d be more worried about them seeing that bald spot you’re trying to hide.
Source: am tall. https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlaWk5bTFzazM4dmU5a3VnY3Q2bDlnM3BmeTU3dHFvMDZpZXRnbGx4NCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/pofMPRzF19s78eL5QM/giphy.mp4
davefleming19903
Best thing about my bald spot, am tall. No one sees
ToenailClippingsJar
Ssshh 😂
IsDrLady
#14 The actual crazy reality is the whole outside of the sea urchin functions like a giant compound eye. They have light sensitive cells in their tube feet.
Greypuppy
#28 Rocky Horror Picture Show. First role of his I saw was Nigel Thornberry, but I didn't -know- him until I was much older. RHPS is the first thing that comes to mind.
klaz57
Muppet treasure island followed by clue. I had forgotten rhps and didn't even know he was nigel thornberry. He is such a transformative actor, i forget many of his roles because he is the character.
Timetoupdatemyusername
Red Alert
IneverWantedToBeBorn
#44 door handle better chill the fuck out daym
Pokegeologist
#14 brown eye
FractalB
#2 Those are the same, or am missing something?
vegivamp
#14 for completeness' sake: that's indeed it's butthole... And also it's mouth.
AntaNce
geraltofriva
#33 Last year I bought two tickets way in advance. Gig was last Saturday. I didn't go and somehow enjoyed that (jomo). Now I'm somehow disappointed in myself. And I blew 70 Euros. And yes, I'm in therapy.
alittleglassvial
#14 just wait till you learn about the umi
physicsdoc
#1
zwomally
Literally just watched Hazbin Hotel like 3 weeks ago. Been fixated on it since when I realized it was a broadway musical in disguise.
WarlockWithNoPatron
MylundTheMad
BroccoliCabbagePatch
#6 Man, suffering is for idiots. I think it was the Buddha that said that.
AntaNce
Ya, he was like, stahp it
mixiekins
#28 if it's this, please remember to take your breakfast ibuprofen with a bit of toast or something
babayaghanoush
It’s this, alright! Lol!
Ilikegiraffesandfood
#30 or when the boot is trying to slice you open up the middle. Not that I would know.... I'm 6' so "knee high" are ankle boots for me.
orangearcadi
#2 how is that not toxic?
snoffler
#2 idk that still sounds pretty toxic
catmonger
Haha came to the comments to say this. Same thing just spun differently. Second one is bias to action
SereneCyan
Yes, but in a festive way
tzahtman
So like waving red flags but also fireworks and margaritas?
thejon
Red flags just look like flags when you're wearing rose colored glasses. 🤷♂️
babayaghanoush
Well I’m sure I saved it when I was ovulating, and I’d bet 99% of women are toxic for about 72 hours every month
snoffler
Babes i am 39+5 weeks preg and I cant take a step without baby's shoulder bones grinding against my pelvic bones. I am toxic 24/7 rn, no judgement from me lmao
RedClaws23
My wife really wants to know what stuff like "39+5 weeks" means. Could you explain?
snoffler
39 weeks and 5 days. It's how it's usually written here in Aus, don't know if that's standard everywhere tho
RedClaws23
Ohhhh! Maybe it's a regional thing, yeah. That makes a lot of sense. Good luck! I know those last few weeks can be miserable
babayaghanoush
At 37 weeks I’d had enough and ate an entire pineapple to go into labor. Godspeed, sister!
snoffler
Im eating so many dates and guzzling raspberry leaf tea. Nothing's working so far 😭. My midwife keeps saying "yayyy!" each time I bitch about a new ailment so I guess im close?
babayaghanoush
Eat a whole pineapple! Surely you won’t regret eating a whole pineapple.
theshinobi23
When my wife hit that point with our first kid, she had me drive her around, circling back and forth down the one road in downtown that still has cobblestone paving. We vibrated our way down that road and back for about an hour, then went home, where she ate the greasiest pizza she could order from our area. About 2 hours later, her water broke.