smax410

153493 pts · January 5, 2018


Just a guy enjoying stuff. I like bad art, good music, sci-fi, video games, and when people are being good humans.

Lemme shoot this moving target from my moving platform that is jiggly as fuck cause it’s actuality a plane thrice my age.

5 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The answer lies in #1

5 days ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

It’s almost like putting expensive shit that people from just about every ideology don’t like is just asking to get fucking wrecked

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah but you getting rights takes from my privilege - what 14Forks meant

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Service Corp International and now PE have been buying up family owned funeral homes for years. They’re the reason this is happening.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Was that mean though? She realized the date wasn’t going anywhere or even be enjoyable and left. Being mean would’ve been calling out his racist bullshit and making fun of his stupid ass until he left.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s actually more like a fucked up version of “both sides”. They know people on their side are rapists, so surely people on the left are rapists too, but they can’t find evidence of it so they forget it and if it’s real evidence, they don’t understand why the left calls out their own.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But if we do universal healthcare, we won’t have a trillionaire. Or quite so many billionaires.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#6 aii

2 weeks ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

My kid was diagnosed with a very mild form of autism and ho boy am I doing a lot of self reflecting about myself…

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Wrong. Police are there to protect the interests of the state. Do you think it’s cost effective to investigate a bank robbery? Absolutely fucking not. It’s to send the message that anything that will disrupt socioeconomic norms will not be tolerated. It’s why all the authoritarians are trying to erode 1a.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I had a cat like that. She would yell and growl at everyone including me but I was the only one she let pick her up like that. She was the sweetest. She would also eff you up for touching her, except for me.

2 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

More like three fiddy

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

*to tie for fifth place

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

+1 but I hate that these are described as pancakes. While delicious, they taste nothing like a westerner would describe as a pancake. Completely different texture.

3 weeks ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Isn’t it statistically proven that at least, on the edge matches, sumo wrestling is predetermined/corrupt?

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I don’t think you know how springs work. I mean yes this is probably equivalent of driving on fucked up roads for a year but the suspension isn’t fucked from that. They’ll probably need a realignment but that’s about it.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

That’s a fucking Buick

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Raised to 365

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yeah that’s not 1 dollar a day. That’s a summation of 1 dollar a day +1

1 month ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 2

Thanks for leaving an un clickable link to whatever bs you’re spouting

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ants taste like lemon candies cause of the acid in their venom. Super. Duper. TASTY!

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Semitic- social/racial group. Israel-a state. Tell me you’re a fucking motion in more clear language next time and just say “my mom dropped me on me head after my father-uncle punched her in the face not having dinner on the table when he got home from scalping.”

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

My dad laid his motorcycle down real slow. Minor accident. Rode it home 60 miles. Mom made him go to the hospital. No internal bleeding but they found and am aortic aneurysm that they were then able to repair.

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Er than an oyster

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah but you’re only kicking the can down the road. The farmer still has the original debt. A foreclosure doesn’t absolve the debt. Say you owe 200k and the bank foreclosed, then sells the property for 500k. They will give you 300k back. The same goes in the opposite direction. If you owe 200k and win your own foreclosure auction for like 10k, you still owe the bank 190k on the original loan.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

What are you talking about? They’re in the same category as Texas.

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

*lol

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was at the orthodontist. The tech had “vast tracks of land” which were resting on my head and I was fighting a boner.

9/11 makes me feel weird.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

7.5k/mo (if it’s adjusted regularly for inflation) would be the equivalent of getting 2.25m lump sum or, if it’s not ever adjusted upwards, about 1.285m. That’s a pretty crazy amount of wealth for most people. That’s life changing money for most people…

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1