robpaschal

7357 pts ยท January 4, 2013


#13 How? I've been depressed since I was 10. I'm 53 now. I can't even imagine liking myself much less loving myself.

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See, what they meant by Freedom of Religion is freedom of Christianity. And All Men are Created Equal is all white land owning men. But they definitely meant AR-15's.

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Did he kill fiddy Nazis?

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Allegedly.

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CHUD was a great movie.

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One of the best concert movies. Up there with The Last Waltz.

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#8 I still haven't figured out these random censored words.

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Monorail!

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Don't these things usually come in three?

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When I took Life Drawing, the models did not look like this.

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I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes. Keep firing assholes!

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Those poor stockholders.

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I too will continue to do nothing.

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I'm 53. I'm still close with a friend from 9th grade. I have zero pictures of him. I assume he has the same of me.

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#29 I worked at a company that made us change our password every month. January was Passw0rd1. February was Passw0rd2. And so on.

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#1 No. But I would call you a Hoser.

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When I hit 80, the rules change. I'm eating what I want. Drinking all day. Smoking. Might try heroin.

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Have you seen Married With Children? Al worked at a shoe store. Owned a house. And a car. I can't remember if Bud went to college. I know Kelly didn't.

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Making me feel like Carter Pewterschmidt.

"Yes. They do dress ridiculously."

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#14 Head first. Not feet first.

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Rabbit: Can you tie a knot?
Piglet: I cannot.
Rabbit: Ah, so you CAN knot.
Piglet: No. I cannot knot.
Rabbit: Not knot?
Pooh: Who's there?
Rabbit: Pooh!
Pooh: Pooh who?

Best dialogue ever.

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At my first professional job my office was basically a closet. Small with no window. But I had a closable door (for naps and such). I hated it at the time but compared to an open floor plan it was paradise. Software developers do not need an open floor plan. They're not collaborating verbally. They're messaging one another even if they're 5 feet away.

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I blame immigrants, Jews, and women voters. /s

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#4 Unfortunately, most religious wackos are shitty people and will be left behind. The ones that are meek, humble, and helpful will be gone.

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Find a group of middle-aged teachers or nurses out on a Friday night. Holy shit. You hear them before you see them.

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No thank you.

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Japanese or German?

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Roommates?

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Any parent who thinks that is an idiot.

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#5 There's a category on Pornhub for that.

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