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Bailey tax
UristImiknorris
#18 To make absolutely sure it never comes crashing down, we're gonna count on the handyman's secret weapon, duct tape.
oyskin
#17 we have a word for it in Norwegian too, directly translated "spare time problems". Basicly, you're hobbyless.
PenguinNamedWobbles
#1 Nah, in California utilities like PG&E have been converted into a tax collection government agency. They want to collect billions of extra dollars to do things, so they bill PG&E and then force them to charge higher fees, that way they can get around state tax caps. That's why in some placrs a utility bill that should be $100 can be 500-1000 or more there are actual state positions that direct bill PG&E millions to pay for positions of gov workers.
SumOneElse
#2 Whatever you do, don't tell the therapist your standard birthday well wish is: "May the candles on your cake, burn like cities in your wake."
CannonFolder
#6 I can barely take care of myself due to depression. I ain't gonna get a pet, that would not be fair to a being whose life and wellbeing would be dependant upon my care. The risk of negligence that they would have no say in is unacceptable in my mind. Maybe when I'm in a healthier mental place, but that is not the case at this time.
Jamerperson
#14 https://imgur.com/vpGQwzL.gif
robpaschal
#14 Head first. Not feet first.
raymm
#6 Where is your livestock?
MultiFacets
Bailey is a gorgeous dog. <3
MuffinProof
#6 Meow
Sarpedan
#4 kittens?
CuddlyCynic
#1 Nah, you just got charged for Trump's perpetually failing war on Iran.
kimiDriver
Aaaaand data centers perhaps… :/
ImAWeirdMom
#5 I just did this to ask my son if he works today.
It's so normal for me he never even mentioned it.
I also like to mix up a bit of espandenglisch.
Hola, mein child. Que gehts it?
kimiDriver
Nice. lol
trythebleucheese
Da, maman, todos los dias!
ayeseaturtles
#6
jnmjnmjnm
#17 I don’t speak German, nor do I have German heritage, but I have said “She/he really needs a hobby” in English.
jnmjnmjnm
I have also said “when people told you that you needed a hobby, *this* is not what they ment.”
kimiDriver
Love it!
pullingsixty
#15 That would be a great scene in some low brow comedy. Woman walks up to her car about to hit the remote open then pauses and pulls out her phone.
chickenoodlesoup
#13 - I'm such a nerd, Excel is therapeutic to me.
kimiDriver
Same. I like the order of it. Just thought it was funny as I have friends that would agree. lol
M4UsedRollout
#6 It’s me. I am the creature
CuddlyCynic
#13 I'm on the spectrum, so spreadsheets are TERRIFIC for my mental health.
MayMayz4DayzYo
#6
UsuallyARabbit
I like your dog
yeahhedugit
#17 Hobbyloses Verhalten: The literal noun phrase for hobbyless behavior.
Hobbylos: The standard slang adjective used to describe someone acting like they have no life.
Der/die hat wohl keine Hobbys: The traditional phrase meaning "they probably have no hobbies".
Flareside
#6 he had to leave, I couldn't save him.
poochyena
#1 Every single summer I see at least one person say "I keep my thermostat the same all year but this month it was $100 higher than previous months! How can that be!?!"
Tenugui
#6 I'm weirded out by people who think working 8 hours, commuting 2 hours, and sleeping 8 hours gives you time for a pet. Keeping the pet in a crate for 18 hours a day is cruel and unusual. Denying companionship to a pack animal for the long stretches you are away when you are their world is pretty sadistic.
kimiDriver
This is very true. It’s not always the right thing to have a pet when u haven’t time for them…or money even/ I just thought it was a cute meme.
anjeleyezjr
#6 I had two. In May, one had a massive seizure that ended up killing her. Two weeks ago, I had to put the other down because his body was failing him. I will miss them for the rest of my life, but I can't go through that again. My home will have no more creatures.
kimiDriver
Understandable to be sure. I’m so very sorry for ur loss.
EverNotRelevant
#6 She's ashes. Thanks for asking.
kimiDriver
Awww..I’m so sorry for ur loss.
satanslittleposter
I laughed at this probably more than I should have (I have lost pets too, I know what it's like).
GerardEngelage
#6 Do you consider the contents of an aquarium creatures?
trythebleucheese
yes, if they have life in them
GerardEngelage
Good, some people limit themselves to mammals.
trythebleucheese
Certainly should not. Birbs, fishies, reptars, and amphios are for sure great pets. I mean it when I say I love ALL animals.
spitfires2000
The word they mean in #17 is Hobbymangel.
IHateToTurnUpTheVolumeOfMyTvBecauseMyCatIsSnoring
Voll hobbylos der Typ ey
AndromedaBlade
thank you. i ddint wanna take the time to look it up myself.
spitfires2000
QueueTee
I'm from Germany and have never heard anyone using that word specifically.
we would say. "Don't you have a hobby?"
kimiDriver
It’s a very apt observation.
Ivain
Was going to complain, you can't say that and then not actually post the German word.
spitfires2000