pocketpython

134107 pts ยท November 9, 2015


What do you need Neo? Puns, lots of puns..

"Everything's blurry, there's a constant background noise and what the hell's wrong with your knee?!" "Look you were the one who answered the ad, rent's cheap, you want it or not?"

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Sweet Summer child... you can TRAIN a dog to follow commands, it's still up to the dog if they're going to bother doing so! Pitbulls can be one of the most stubborn breeds there is, if Violet wants to watch the ducks, Violet's watching the ducks and does not care that you taught "Sit/Stand/Roll Over/Come/Play Dead"

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it's the logo for Google Gemini, it's automatically added to images that are either created or edited via AI (especially on android phones). Now it COULD be that the image was just cleaned up[ or had the colours adjusted, or it could be a complete fake - either way using AI means the image cannot be trusted and we should not consider this valid evidence of OP's point

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Vegeta will do everything he can to surpass that clown Kakarot, he'll be a better husband, father, fighter. His multiversal sized ego won't allow anything else

4 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Some people are dumb and wouldn't know what to do with a real woman even if they could get ANY woman to be interested in them. Some of those were quite funny, I admit the "Cake News" one got me.

14 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One word: Scapegoat. (they need someone to project all their failures onto so they don't feel bad for all the deaths, doesn't matter that Fauci's provably innocent)

2 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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The proper way to get a trampoline is to wait for a very windy day when all the families in the area will gain (or lose) a trampoline.

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Kid can spell "Banana", just doesn't know how to stop

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For some English, it's a close run thing, France is the traditional enemy (Napoleon, Jundred Years War, Agincourt), but Argentina also keeps stirring things up over the Falklands/Las Malvinas, a lot of British service members were killed or seriously injured during the war in the 80s; and the Argentine government keeps rattling the saber when they need to distract from local issues.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

As someone who's lost quite a few elderly relatives to serious illness, pronounced sudden weightloss in the elderly is not always a good thing.
Hope I'm wrong and he's heaklthy as can be and has more time left, but I have seen that kind of look before...

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ok, so their crimes in the US are gone, there are still LOADS of charges in the UK and romania they have to answer for... contrary to what cheeto-boy thinks, his pardon power ends at the US border

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I mean... this is a post ABOUT imgur, talking about the site itself, not sure why you think using the inbuilt tools for something like this to allow OP to get their point across is a bad thing, they're not making a world-shattering revelation or posting some new cool pic or video.
Just seems to me using the in-built tools is probably not the worst use of them in this case

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Merlin: "you have only just BEGUN to see my fuckery! just wait until you meet Gilgamesh and Joan of Ard!"

2 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Like, woof, man...

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yep, because that worked SO well for England when they decided to stop supporting their independent naval contractors"(TL;DR Pirates of the Caribbean could have well fit into the same time period where the Privateers decided to go into business for themselves and set themselves up in places like Tortuga and other Caribbean Pirate towns)

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

we have provisions for affordable housing here in the UK, what some developers do is to either SAY they will build the affordable housing on the site, then just not bother and hope the fines are small enough that the profit's still there, or they build what amounts as a "poor persons entrance" the side of the block of flats/apartments and make sure the social assistance tenants are forced to use that one instead of the grander main entrance used by the paying tenants.

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There IS a diversionary side to it, true - but remember Don-boy's only legitimate successful background is in Real Estate (it's what his POS father taught him about).
His tiny brain can only grasp that he has control of something when he "owns" it and he thinks this will give him a legacy as the president who expanded the landmass of the United States (he's old and near death so his driving obsession is to leave a way to be remembered [that he understands]).

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"When you said you were going to shave my kitty, this was not what I was thinking of..."

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*Sips tea angrily* Well, I SAY!

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#2 When the Dom is feeling "musical"

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I honestly surprised it's taken him this long to get around to wanting a golf course in DC (as he doesn't seem to travel any more)

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not just coding, I've had this happen with support tickets... sometimes you never do work out the _exact_ reason, but you can at least figure out a way to 'fix'it if it happens again.

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