I missed Fetish Friday so here's Slurpin' Up Saturday
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The New Year Begins
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Good Lord, it's actual steamed hams! Skinner was telling the truth but forgot his time in the Upper Albany District in Hartford, Connecticut!
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Potassium permanganate + sucrose = FIRE!
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There exists a 22lb mug for body builders
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There was once a law requiring oleomargarine to be dyed pink. Try making yourself some Australian fairy bread with it!
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Recipe for a Soylent Butter Burger. I'm a wanted man in the state of Wisconsin.
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It used to be illegal to color margarine to look like butter. To combat this margarine would be sold with separate dye packs you could stir in to make it more appetizing.
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Betcha thought this was a tortilla. It's actually a pancake.
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The only threat the cheese on a burger has ever known: Butter (a la Culver's)
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Shake that ass like it's 1993
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Until 2008 it was illegal to color margarine in Quebec. Margarine is actually white without the dye...
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80s Country Crock commercial with only hands. Have AI whip up one for a recipe in Eldritch horror.
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My fellow Americans I'm pleased to tell you today I've signed legislation today that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes.
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Man single-handedly propping up the Wisconsin dairy economy like an incumbent running unopposed to margarine's write-in
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Betcha someone's New Year's Resolution was to grow a beard
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1984 Imperial margarine commercial. What a Country Crock of shit.
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Made from 100% all natural, organic, unwashed, run through the dirt acorns.
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If you see an ad for the Tumbler knife sharpener getting a butter knife razor sharp bear in mind: so does a brick
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Cookie cookie, cookie-saur
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Time is like a highway and I'm just taking a detour
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WANTED$50,000 REWARDFor information leading to the capture of two notorious fugitives:Weebl & Bob
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Ultimate showdown of Ultimate destiny: cobbler... versus PIE!
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Due to economic sanctions the Russians were swishing with pine flavor instead of mint
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Pine cone bird feeder
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Diabetes 3:16: For the baker so loved the fruit / He baked a cobbler / sweet and true / That all who taste might find delight / And savor flavors warm and new.
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With Thanksgiving over let's face it: cobbler is simply better other than seasonal pumpkin an' sweet pahtat-uh pie
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Super Code-io Brothers 3
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What devilishnees is this? Cobbler isn't round! Pie isn't square! I swear there's some tart in there!
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We're in the rawring twenties, meanwhile just before even the roaring twenties
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Back in kindergarten we covered a pinecone in peanut butter and dusted it with seeds. Those tasted better than fruit cake.
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TI Eighty-Three Pocket Trenchcoat
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My throat is hoarse preaching the ways of the acorn but alas defeat is nearly upon us
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Christmas is over so we can go back to your regularly scheduled candy much to my Turkish delight
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Santa putting an end to pinecone scum and ushering in the beginning of selfie Christmas
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Wine is NOT An Emulator
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Due to the current political climate and socioeconomic conditions concerning the price of eggs, eggnog has been canceled in favor of non denominational holiday nog.
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Letting my bizarre fetish ChatGPT prompt be revised like it's 2003 and I'm a boy genius
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The Art of Manliness: How to Smoke a Cigar
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PASTEURIZED PREPARED CHEESE PRODUCT
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Selfie day in a nutshell
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UPVOTE ANGRY ACORN
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Uplifting: your vice might lower your cancer risk as your organs slowly fill with microplastics on this Hell world we call Earth
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Grocery stores the nanosecond Thanksgiving ended
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In loving memory of @razor10000: the ultimate ass-detector
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UPVOTE ANGRY PINECONE
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I'm only flesh, circuit, and bone!
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It's the late nineties and the lunch lady pulls out a sheet of cheese-covered-cardboard-ass rectangle pizza. Life is good.
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Let me guess... Someone stole your sweetroll?
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Du. Du roast. Du roast me.
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Hey wait, I've seen this one
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Uplifting: Alzheimers rate drops to 0% with this one weird trick
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The more things change, the more they stay the same
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Have you ever wished you could eat as much as you wanted and still lose weight like crazy? Japan has you covered.
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Magical Trevor's love grew on her like E Coli on room temperature ground beef
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During the American Civil War, President Lincoln's stockade blocked import of coffee into the Confederacy. This led to culinary massacre.
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Selfie day is drawing to a close. Get them out before usersub goes back to throwing that crap out with the nuts.
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Christmas selfie with psychic paper
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