mondeca

239346 pts ยท March 7, 2014


Wait till I tell Tupac about this.

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The people responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked, have just been sacked.

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Watch makers sponsor a lot of F1 cars. You'll see the drivers putting on expensive watches right after getting out of the car

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That's a sweet Casio, my friend!

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Don't half-ass two women. Whole-ass one woman.

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Such a lovely place

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He's just so relentless

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Do you not see how high her right thigh is?

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Haven't played Halo in a long time. Does the Warthog still control differently from every other vehicle in video games?

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It's on PlayStation now, if you've somehow run out of shooters to play

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"Modest, with a hint of wild" is so hot

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"Back in my day, TVs used to look like furniture."

"Whatever you say, grandpa..."

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I need to know where you're putting the emphasis in that question

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#37 Coors! Now with more mild!

2 days ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

The original Monopoly board had two sides. The second side had people cooperating, and you were supposed to play if after the first side made you angry.

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The viruses use 5G? I KNEW IT!

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"his heart is for peace"

I DON'T CARE WHAT IS IN ANYONE'S HEART. I care what they say and do. Changing the goalposts to something unknowable and irrelevant is admitting that the facts are damning.

3 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

With magic!

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"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt."
-- Probably not Mark Twain

4 days ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

His most successful companies have people who manage him well. They don't implement his stupid ideas, and they convince him that the good ideas his employees come up with are his so that they will be allowed to do the smart thing (most of the time).

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If anything, pro shots will encourage more people to go see live theater.

Hey, person who didn't go to New York to see a show or never considered seeing a touring production, try this cool thing! If you liked it, imagine how much better it would be in person!

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Everybody wins!

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Mike Nelson and his robot friends!

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I hope they're ready to see some weird shit.

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#5 Evolution doesn't happen without pressure from the environment. In other words, having a really difficult life and most people dying before reproducing.

Maybe it would be easier to change modern life to be less harmful to our brains...

6 days ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Mark Antony publicly gave Julius Cesar a crown in a very "I'm joking, unless you're into it" kind of way.

This is the same, except he's both of them.

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Anything can be a liquid if you try hard enough

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