And virtually any educated person his followers could round up. Any reasonably intelligent dissent was declared criminal and punished by death. Just because he killed SOME people you disagree with doesn't make it worth it. Oh, and Trump's followers won't be killing the landlords. They ARE the landlords. Intelligent dissenters, though???...
Yeah, Carl was Marky Mark's lesser known brother. You can choose if you want him to be in cahoots with the bartender on the Simpsons or the former chairman of China. Because of the spelling, I think one of them changed the names of landlords to "Kyle."
Damn, I had to look it up to confirm for myself and yup... "54% of adults have a literacy below a 6th-grade level (20% are below 5th-grade level)." Oh and we have 36th in the world for literacy.
'I refuse to accept anyone getting help until it personally benefits me.' Sounds about right from anyone who thinks Socialism is Communism are interchangeable.
I mean, if we wanna be really strict about our terminology, then socialism is nothing more than a (poorly-defined) transitory stage on the way towards communism, and communism has never been realized, not by the USSR, or by China, or anyone else. There is no "stateless, classless, moneyless society", despite the claims of certain authoritarian regimes.
Authoritarianism and communism are directly at odds with one another. They are incompatible political philosophies.
Indeed. An interesting question is, does #communism automatically segue to #authoritarianism (it has in all countries that have attempted it), or is attempting to establish communism in a country that has always been authoritarian something of a lost cause?
That always confuses me. Whoever made this can spell "people" correctly, but only once? And when they posted it and saw the mistakes they just left it instead of correcting it?
Or is it a bullshit post designed to make us think that person is an idiot, in an attempt to further divide us?
ByronGetronfree
Carl Mark and Fried Rick Angels.
DickMcStiffens
Remember all the peolle.
IJustWantToMakeAComment
Anyone gonna mention “Mow” as opposed to “Mao”?
suiseiseki
GratuaCuun
Mow? https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1Y2s2c3FsZXlueHBlZjJuOWNocWttMXltaHI4OHZvZnliNTZ4Z25vaCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/K1tgb1IUeBOgw/200w.webp
HunglikeaHamster
Resistance1000
johnvilnis
And these peollo vote
Heelcat70
They are even more familiar with his brother, Skid Mark.
AlterSack
Who hasn’t heard of them – Carl Mark, the famous inventor of the starting blocks “On your marks…”, and Mow, the inventor of the popular lawnmower.
TheGreatAtomsk
DALLASLAVOWNER
Burglarsonarceny85
tinydog
I think Godzilla spontaneously combusted.
speedonthis
Fuck yeah Mow Z Lawn! Didn't know he kiled landlords though, you go Mow!
oldguyexlurker
And virtually any educated person his followers could round up. Any reasonably intelligent dissent was declared criminal and punished by death. Just because he killed SOME people you disagree with doesn't make it worth it. Oh, and Trump's followers won't be killing the landlords. They ARE the landlords. Intelligent dissenters, though???...
speedonthis
I don't want to detract from what you're saying because it's completely vlaid but also there should be a very hard "/S" after my original comment.
oldguyexlurker
Granted.
sneakolai
Down with social sitting! Only standing!
pete8772
Why does anyone still use this platform formerly known as twitter?
Chooseausernameandyoureallset
Isn't it fantastic that you live in a society where being this person is perfectly acceptable?
Nightcaste
Call a bondulance
senatorbirdbrain
The median US voter
kleinbotl
A man as well-known for killing landlords as he is for his massive member, Mow Ze Dong was the cheersmn of the Chillulonese Communal Part
n0n53n53
lonelyrangerofthedreams
Mow, great Chinese person…
wejustdontknow
Mow.
trigonman3
Hay mow!
endem1c
mondeca
DarthVaderDidNothingWrong
Mow and Leanin'
DrKonrad
Mow The Tongue, he kiled many peolle, dont you know /s
Seethreepeeoh
Can’t we all just get a lawn?
LespritDeLescalier22
DudeThatsRacist
FrankDepiction
Yeah, Carl was Marky Mark's lesser known brother. You can choose if you want him to be in cahoots with the bartender on the Simpsons or the former chairman of China. Because of the spelling, I think one of them changed the names of landlords to "Kyle."
Kunkoh
I will always lament the Peolle Purge.
NearHereThere
GenStrike
No, no, I want to see where this one's going with this.
morninggloryshade777
People this uneducated shouldn't be allowed to vote. They just drag us all down:(
MrFancyPanzer
Is this satire?
TheVillageGrouch9000
Has to be.
kleinbotl
More than half of American adults have a literacy level below that of 6th grade. This is, unfortunately, how that looks
MipMop
Damn, I had to look it up to confirm for myself and yup... "54% of adults have a literacy below a 6th-grade level (20% are below 5th-grade level)." Oh and we have 36th in the world for literacy.
Source: https://www.thenationalliteracyinstitute.com/2024-2025-literacy-statistics
kleinbotl
I will for the life of me never understand why the US doesn't treat this as an existential threat
MipMop
Dumb people are easier to manipulate. That's why the oligarchs attack our educational institutions and buy up our media.
blerft
I fucking wish
Davedavedavedavedave
Oh, hi Carl Mark
Osiricus
"You're my favorite customer"
FerrousBueller1
Oh hi doggie you're my favorite communist! Ha ha ha ha want to play futball?
TheWombatStrikesAgain
Capitalism is TEARING ME APART, LISA!!!
seitanicverses
Never trust a dude with two first names.
firlefranz
Ha!
Kateness
I did not kill a billion peolle! I did not!
thekeyofe
That's bollshit! I did naht become socialsit! I did naaaaahhht!
UncleIrohny
DonaIdJ
Anyway how’s your sex life?
SecretSquirrel27
"YOU ARE TEARING ME APART LISA!"
justanothergeek
'I refuse to accept anyone getting help until it personally benefits me.' Sounds about right from anyone who thinks Socialism is Communism are interchangeable.
GenStrike
I mean, if we wanna be really strict about our terminology, then socialism is nothing more than a (poorly-defined) transitory stage on the way towards communism, and communism has never been realized, not by the USSR, or by China, or anyone else. There is no "stateless, classless, moneyless society", despite the claims of certain authoritarian regimes.
Authoritarianism and communism are directly at odds with one another. They are incompatible political philosophies.
ExTechOp
Indeed. An interesting question is, does #communism automatically segue to #authoritarianism (it has in all countries that have attempted it), or is attempting to establish communism in a country that has always been authoritarian something of a lost cause?
GenStrike
Oh, is that what's happening in the USA right now? ha ha ha.
TheDoctorCrankenstein
Nice to see someone who understands theory.
SeasonedCitizen
Probably against funding education.
QuatermainFT
she definitely wouldnt have anything to (directly) fear in the great leap forward.
DarthVaderDidNothingWrong
We got edumacation at home
AtmaDarkwolf
IST SPALLED EDUMACATIONS, YU STOOPIDS!
snarkybitch
Definitely against spelling bees
TeddyMoment
Jaysen
She's allergic to spelling bees.
Buckman1988
They hate bees, they got stung once and have sworn them as enemies since ‘74.
Chooseausernameandyoureallset
That always confuses me. Whoever made this can spell "people" correctly, but only once? And when they posted it and saw the mistakes they just left it instead of correcting it?
Or is it a bullshit post designed to make us think that person is an idiot, in an attempt to further divide us?
snarkybitch
Im sure its a bullshit post
stabbermcshooty
Having grown up in the Midwest. They’re that stupid or just don’t care
firlefranz
stabbermcshooty
That’s more Arkansas than where I grew up but sadly yes