mbaker04

27 pts ยท July 17, 2026


I know some people's default is to be touchy until someone tells them they don't like it. I don't like those people. Once, an older lady gave me a hug and kissed me on the neck. Not a peck, like a wet, intimate kiss. Easily one of my top 5 most uncomfortable moments.

5 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#4 Cat Man Head Body

9 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#10 Always thought she looked like Mary-Louise Parker

20 hours ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

No offense, but neither of you look 19.

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is his face shopped? I honestly can't tell

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At first I thought it was another gold digger situation, but then I saw that his knees worked better than like at 30 and now I'm envious

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck I just noticed the typo, ahahaha

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#45 Pedro Pascal?

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 just like the shit you're about to take

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

#2 Neon Genesis Evangelion, anyone?

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

The majority of Minecraft players are aged between 6 and 13, according to the Google AI. Hope that helps.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 9

"Exhibit A, your Honor."

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like the cut of your job, random internet stranger

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well...now I'm curious

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wild take, but I respect it

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

EVERYBODY! SHOT SHOT SHOT SHOT SHOT

1 week ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Lucky bastard found his niche. I'm 33 and autistic and still finding mine. You rock, little dude!

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We just keep on trying til we run out of cake

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0