The joys of parenting
See? I'm just doing my part towards human evolution! Not 'sneaking a midnight snack'!
The joys of corporate life
Canada Goose fights off Bald Eagle
An actual conversation with my therapist
"Zootopia" lists "Caffeination" as one of the roles in the credits
What it's like trying to build an language model service
My reaction to getting Wordle wrong after 6 tries
Cheesy Pasta w/Broccoli (variation of Smitten Kitchen)
On the topic of riding broomsticks
Seven cubic meters
Shake what your mama gave you
Bought some cheap art recently to decorate. I think I've figured out how they kept the price low
Warning to visitors of the Toronto Zoo: the tiger has been replaced by a bobcat
DALL-E 2 (AI) Prompt: "An average Scottish Redditor, drunk, portrait photograph"
Business Cat is giving me an interview
My wife when I finish work every day
How to make dinner/Italians angry
On the topic of why army recruiters can't find anyone interested...
Oh Canada...
In the last 8 years, 10% of the worlds assets have transferred from the bottom 99% to the top 1%.
The value of money
9 dead, 16 injured in Toronto van attack
When I get out of this, your death will be swift and painful
Did someone just open a can?
Socially Distanced Queue in Toronto
If you look very carefully, you can see the *bottom* of the rainbow
Welcome to Canada (Ottawa airport)
My very polite cats taking turns eating kibble
Merry Christmas
Good morning!
As of midnight tonight, cannabis is legal in Canada. Here's the original Act that made it illegal (1923)
Buttons would like your attention
NASA is going to land on the moon! (with help)
Orange-infused Shortbread dipped in Chocolate
Toronto police are taking distancing seriously
The hardest part of working from home: being interrupted by my boss every five minutes
From an actual Sony patent
My kitty Buttons had surgery
Watching Umbrella Academy. Wife: "Hey, we got married there"
11 days until peak
This took me all day to make
Instructions on feeding your sourdough
Why don't people die from covid-19 on Sunday?
Ad on my subway this morning
Graffiti in Belfast is very different than I expected
How to cook a goddamn chicken
Jackson: the most handsome cat you'll see this week
Launching rockets isn't cool. You know what's cool? Landing rockets.
I don't know what you people want. Here's a llama who doesn't want to be dressed as a sundae
I put in my notice last week that I was leaving. My manager says we're having a farewell party.
Welcome to Detroit. I'm not sure what I expected, but I'm now terrified.
America, right now
Mars TV show idea- someone get on that
Making it to the top
Cats being adorable
Ron Perlman in cat form is now up for adoption in Toronto