jonlancaster

3052 pts ยท April 21, 2012


In the immortal words of Err - "DAMN YEAH"

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

CHICKEN ARISE

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

CHAUGGLEPANTS!! No coming back from that.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't think Mamdani gives a shit about the 'party' - he's just going to do what he does, and fuck 'em if they don't want to tag along. He doesn't need them as much as they need him, and he knows it.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And I say, I'm dead, and I'm moving.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

By jingo

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Goddammit - that's my favorite bit of those bloopers - "Well, go on, weep, then."

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Yeah, Marantz makes pretty much everything associated with mid high end AV gear.

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Legend.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Same.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Amazon Basics Sound Deadener works awesome, actually. Cheap, too.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This short was RADDDDD.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My father died of all the cancer he collected due to his exposure to Agent Orange. The kicker is that it was in his DNA, basically, and there a better than average chance I will also suffer because of it. And possibly my kids, if I ever have any.

Thanks US Military Industrial Complex.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I miss Brooks Moore.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They were BOTH taller than him.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That IS hilarious.

I think my favorite is when they changed "DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS?" to "DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS?" in "The Big Lebowski" edit.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Vaccine lawsuits? What a fucking asshole.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I still can't get over how fucking brilliant most of these were.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I kind of hope that Dalton, GA, goes completely under because of this. I WANT THAT.

Those shitheads have been voting stupidly for decades, and these last 3 cycles have cemented it - Trump and MTG every time.

Fuck the idiot immigrants who used their vote for this hateful toad, and fuck the billionaires running Shaw and Mohawk and all the other carpet companies who exploit them and us.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I really loved how Carson Daly got super geeked when he premiered it on TRL.

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

And it's backwards. Chef's kiss.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I get it. It ain't makin me laugh, but I get it.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like a bowl of steamed white rice in there.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

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2 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

#9 it's tires vs snow tires - a set of actual snow tires is a glorious thing on actual snow.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#5 they understood the athighment.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fucking hell, you might be right.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Very much so. Mazda and Yamaha did the drivetrain.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Almost out of ketchup pancakes? Finish it with ice cream paper clips!

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0