itdoesntmatternoneofthismatters

141937 pts ยท March 25, 2013


"Luck is probability taken personally."

MN Laser Loon doesn't take shit

Points 20
Comments 1
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Sound familiar?

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Frebuarry

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Comments 19
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"This place sucks."

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Comments 6
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VROOOOM

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Views 40738

I've Seen Stuff, Kid

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Comments 8
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No Kings. No military parades to celebrate fascist leaders.

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Comments 3
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The 12 Floofs of Xmas

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*smack*

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Comments 10
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Creatively Destroying HOAs

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This man is a national treasure

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Comments 7
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Sounds about right

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Comments 6
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Brilliant.

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Used Bookstores are the best.

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Comments 5
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!

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Comments 2
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Look at all those big city lawyers visiting the small towns that they grew up in...

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Oh, no. What if Amazon's union busting site got spammed?

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Comments 658
Views 109369

IMAGINE A BETTER TOMORROW

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Comments 4
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Right...?

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Comments 13
Views 1477

Too far back

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Views 54048

What's the 18th Century version of "Ope?"

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Shortest chapter in any science book

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More of This, Please

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Views 45617

Awkward pause...

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Ope.

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The most satisfying burn.

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Conspiracy.

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Jesus Christ, Netflix, did you even read the assignment?

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"I'll try to make it."

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I can't believe that RATM has gotten all political (checks notes) three decades ago

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Views 124918

Still glad to have it, but...

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This big fluffy doofus is ten years old today! He just wants to boop your nose and maybe shed all over you.

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Comments 3
Views 2030

Oh. Oh No.

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...

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*French Horn Intensifies*

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Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos

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Comments 1
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Happy Indigenous Peoples Day

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In case you need a little hit of dopamine.

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Yer an Ensign, Harry!

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Comments 8
Views 1382

I'd be fine with this

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Comments 1
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I Mean...

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Comments 124
Views 148606

It all makes sense now

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Comments 3
Views 775

I'm tearing up a little.

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Views 75498

Happy Indigenous Peoples Day!

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Views 512

It's the Final Countdown

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Comments 7
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...

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Burn it to the ground.

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Comments 37
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.

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Comments 3
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Sigh.

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THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!

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Comments 11
Views 1041

Toot Toot Toot!

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Comments 96
Views 68753

I snorted a little (but not like that).

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Views 92157

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Comments 3
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Still a podium finnish.

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Comments 64
Views 66165
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