itdoesntmatternoneofthismatters

141944 pts ยท March 25, 2013


"Luck is probability taken personally."

#32 There's nothing like playing "Hast Thou Considered The Tetrapod" by The Mountain Goats 15 times in a row to make people ask if you're okay.

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That tail waggle... I love this dog

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#19 79 cents for ranch? That's outrageous!

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Blame It On The Tetons

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Too soon

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September is still balls-stuck-to-your-thigh hot as heck nowadays. Thanks to global warming, Spoopy Season has been moved back to late October, Thanksgiving can go to mid-December, and Christmas can happen on the one day of the 25, like it's supposed to.

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Because of The Implication

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Are you suggesting that lanyards don't curve around boobs?

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Go to any Hyundai dealership and peek into the service department. You'll need multiple hands to count how many ENTIRE ENGINES are being replaced on vehicles under five years old.

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2 Math 2 Furious

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Pull Walrus

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"I am young and I am good." Hey, what a nice song this is going to be.

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I mean, it does say Tito's "Hand"orne VORKE

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Got that Charlie Kirk face.

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#39 "Dance Music" by The Mountain Goats has to be the most upbeat song about a young child reacting to his parents violent abuse.

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I dunno. I've seen multiple pictures of them from different angles.

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Our dog's name is Frank. It took us a little while to figure out why. His litter mates were named Dennis, Charlie, Deandra, Mac, and Artemis.

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Little boxes made of ticky-tacky

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I hate living in a world where I have scour every detail to check if something is ai. What's going on with that dude's shirt in the background?

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Just say Smith again. It don't matter, none of this matters.

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Nah. Lassannn made a post that contributed something. Typing "FIRST" on a youtube video is what 9 year olds did in 2007.

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How old is Elon now? We can only hope.

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It's a shitty way to get around filters that parents use for their kid's social media, or filters for words that trauma victims don't want to see, etc

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I believe the children are the future. They are also the past and the present. That's how children work in linear time. Welcome... to Nightvale.

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ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD

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Just say Smith again. It don't matter, none of this matters.

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You mean the Lords and Ladies? Don't say their real name, or it could summon them.

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A school report about pool epoxy, or about Republicans being wrong?

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I think it's the guy who punches himself in the face so he can look as pretty as possible

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It's a fact that cybertucks are for losers; but also when's the last time you saw a big-ass Suburban (or other giant stupid SUV) with anyone in the passenger seat?

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