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Nov 24, 2020 12:59 AM
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flamingpalmtrees
I love the burn
Whitemannatee
Spinach actually has an enzyme that won't let most of its nutrients release unless it is at least somewhat cooked.
MyFavColorIsGlitter
Fun fact: the onion part we eat is modified leaves. Learn about geophytes if you're a fellow plant nerd:
MyFavColorIsGlitter
https://www.dummies.com/home-garden/gardening/flower-gardening/gardening-what-are-bulbs-corms-tubers-and-rhizomes/
icommentwithsteveharvey
Everytime i chop onions
MacThunderfart
Try to use a knife as sharp as possible. Will damage less cells of the onion and thus releases less whiney juice.
fpsnoob
Pineapple literally tries to eat you as you eat it.
youreathing
I'M CHOPPIN BROCCOLI!!!
pizzapartyhard
My wife makes fun of me and my inion goggles but they’re so worth it.
MrCoolWhip
Onions are a root vegetable you uncultured swine.
NomDeImguerre
Pineapple actually releases an acid that dissolves flesh,like many other citrus. While you are eating it, it is eating you.
vindik8or
It's not an acid, it's a proteolytic enzyme and very unlike citrus (which it is not one of).
aldashin
PROTIP: Before cutting onions, run a line of white vinegar under each eye. Tingles a little, but it also negates most of the onion fumes.
vindik8or
MyOldUserNameMeantUndeadCocaineButNowItsThis
If you don't have vinegar, siracha or tobasco will also do something.
ThanosTheGreat
I mean...chilli fights back harder. You just don’t know it till you touch your eyes or genitals before washing your hands.
MPinky
Pineapple is doing it's best okay? It's literally trying to dissolve us.
BurberryBlessings
I made French onion soup today and felt the tears while I was peeling the garlic. Like it was jealous of how handsy I am with the garlic.
SmokyDoggg
So are onions another one of those things that developed their taste to put off herbivores from eating them?
YourmomusesTinder
I don't know...Pineapples are vicious.
Cheomesh
Unfamiliar with Durian, then, I take it.
Mobias
This some kinda political joke? :)
LordGrimstoned
Y'all just sleeping on pineapples
frozenpnx
I read somewhere that pineapple juice is chemically similar to stomach acid, and that's why fresh juice tingles. It's digesting you back.
Muffdiver9
It has an enzyme in it that breaks down meat, which is one reason it's great as part of a marinade.
vindik8or
That's not quite right. Pineapple has bromelain which is a proteolytic enzyme. Your stomach also has proteolytic enzymes, but neither 1/
vindik8or
are acids, which are also present in the stomach and serve a different but complementary role in digestion. 2/2
Muffdiver9
A juicy orange can take out an eye.
elnian
You ever gotten lemon juice in your eye?!‽
jesusisherelookbusy
https://youtu.be/JE1mG9SdFUw
Chort26
UnspokenX
Just imagine a depressed onion cutting itself.
TheRicM
No don't touch your eyes!
YourMomsNewBoyfriend
You clearly don’t cook. Onions everywhere
WetAssOpposum
I love onions with every fiber of my being. I put onions in everything. I may or not be an ogre.
John20012
Botticelliii
BusterH
LarnRegis
This is why aliens didn't make contact with earth. They are afraid.
LobsterBandito
Good lord. She just keeps eating out of spite!
gpixelVillain
Out of stupidity i would say
DigBick4D4
This kid picked the tank class coming outta the womb
DreamMachine3
Damn if I don't love this every time I see it ?
LimpMufasaWasABetterFather
Fucking savage!
MrFrench
We are doomed as a species.
TankLovesFranya
That child is bound for great things....Terrible, yes, but great.
PackedCatMeowingPowerDensity
That kid is gonna go far, and nothing will stop her, not even bad experiences.
NotACanadian
The sheer amount of pride this kid has
BaconAndBoobsAndBackflips
This kid is me with relationship and the mom is my friends and family telling me to stop hurting myself willingly
TheLovelessHummingbird
Hush inner monologue, go back to my subconscious