ironlemonade

9557 pts ยท June 1, 2011


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Definitely not a CNA, they can't do anything. There's probably only one NP on the floor in each department. Just guessing RN is a safe bet.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So basically the chances are pretty high he's not an LVN.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not anywhere near as fast as Bruce's JKD.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

They don't put CNAs or LVNs in the ER, at least not in the one where I did my clinicals.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's not advice, it's a joke.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Did you not see the post?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But the lead singer is in his 40s too.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you weren't interesting or funny while fat, you won't be when you're healthy. It might seem that way, but it's just cause you look better

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's a pretty rare breed.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I feel like I'm the only one in my EMT-B and AEMT classes that thought it was easy. Our finals for both were harder than the NR lmao.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Memorize patient assessment steps, like 80% of the questions boil down to that.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That behavior isn't exactly normal, probably something like dementia or just a troll video. Kinda fucked up thing to wish for.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Other than that they eat humans and grant immortality when you eat them?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lots of people keep their SS cards in their wallet, though, which is basically you.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it's at least a few feet

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If everyone did everything right there would be even more of a reason to train.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think every language is as flexible/versatile as your creativity.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just let us know when you debut.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

that guy stuck his hand out of the boat after seeing that! what!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

First dude said "small 'murica numbers" which is F, but 100F is 38C. like, is that not a smaller number? and only chemists use K. :l

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Whooping cough and fluid in your lungs are pretty hard to miss lol did that first guy not even check you out at all? jeez

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

EEG sounds like ECG if you're soft-spoken or mumble, it's just so we don't get it confused in general rather than specifically in writing.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

lol i might be blind but I dont see where I said it wasn't a thing.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 10

it's clearly daddies with a Forest Gump accent.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pastry.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

celsius weather numbers are smaller than fahrenheit...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 17

60sC? just a lovely 150F?

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

celestial, even.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"u have no idea" that's pretty presumptuous. also, the guy you replied to is referencing the movie.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

1/10 of a hug is a pat on the back.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0