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Sea-shells
Jul 6, 2017 2:33 PM
r2linad2
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Sea-shells
Ginger2318
the bra starfish are dead
TroelsyTwo
A clamful.
chrisNoodleKing
Jewish writers using subliminal to sexualize your children. It's illuminati
memesis
I don't have any mermaid children.
L4dead2
It's like us deciding which one is out friends and ones we wear
footInMouthAndHeadUpAssSoWhatYouTalkinBout
What ever she finds dead. I'm sure she'll wear her friends when they die
wittynamevzm
Why do mermaids need mammary glands? Are they mammals or fish?
LMeire
The original idea was basically just a femnine mass of seawater but I like the idea that mermaids are just really successful Mimic Octopuses
10tacles
http://imgur.com/p2bby6l
Not7RacconsInATrenchCoat
Twist ending: Her true friends are her bra.
FinnTrollen
Is this then "Friends wih benefits"? Since they grab her boobs all the time.
scnottaken
Give her the most support
engineeringcowboy
*breast friends
Not7RacconsInATrenchCoat
IStoleALoafOfBread
her bra are clearly the creatures that support her the most
SpoilersNotIncluded
Thing is, she has to wear sea-shells. D-shells are too big.
eggimage
Bra? Those are friends with real benefits
lWulfl
Constant nuts
scnottaken
They offer the most support after all.
GTTanaka
Nothing sounds fun about a flounder biting your titty.
RadiantRetriever
Friends with branefits
iScreenshotProfiles
I believe it's a C shell.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
https://www-uxsup.csx.cam.ac.uk/misc/csh.html
88wut
The dead ones
Isaypoopythingsbecausemostofyouannoyme
If I remember correctly, her bra is technically a house
r2linad2
Boob house.
Strongharbour432
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DocZero
Better question is; how is she so stupid she can't look at a fork and go "oh, a little trident"
BaronessCephia
She only uses the corpses of her best friends for bras
LowlevelRebel
Down with the bra.
nuttz0r
It's pretty shellfish of her to use them that way
imAUser
Y not both
IreadtomuchDresdenFiles
A good friend is like a bra: Always supports you, never lets you (hanging) down and always near to your heart!
NirvanaNik
Some friends are boob shaped, some are not.
CharlesFuckingBronson
Interchangeable. She's poly. She lets all her friends take turns grabbing her tits.
jake96
ImprovedLoungewear
She sells the the other.
aretherenousernamesleft
Depends. Is she under a C?
chimchim666
bravo!
Riskyparachute
W1REB1TER
C-Shells
SecretlyThreeDucksInAManSuit
I upvote very rarely. This is worthy.
BigTruckRegularPenis
She wears sea shells because she outgrew her B shells.
DisneyWorldIsMyFavorite
Read Kingdom Keepers
18yearoldBlackDynamite
https://media.giphy.com/media/FJETQggeyUSiI/giphy.gif
vitaminRmademefat
FloridaLawyer
Take your dang upvote.
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EmanNiemThcin
There'll be no accusations, just friendly crustations.
ILovedUnicornsFirst
And no roofies!
TheFrypo
Darling it's better
TheFrypo
Down where it's wetter ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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koopaya
Take it from me
RandyMarshThoughtThisWasAmerica
Is that an invitation or a demand?
bruudwin
either way you're getting crab(s)
RandyMarshThoughtThisWasAmerica
http://imgur.com/VX82TN6
DetectiveSherlockHolmes
theweezel69
That isn't even the disturbing part, she has binocular vision so merfolk are meat eaters so who are her friends and who is dinner?
ExperimentKraj
That's a land thing, not really applicable to sea creatures like merpeople.
Pegussu
She eats Flounder and then uses her hypnotic powers to mesmerize a replacement. in the movie alone, she replaces him three times.
secretlibby
No one asks this about the other Disney princesses. I doubt Aurora, Snow White, and Cinderella are strangers to poultry or venison.
theweezel69
The birds and deer didn't show sentience in those movies, and only the mice showed it in Cinderella.
freesnowcone
And the horse and the dog. They literally turned into people for a bit.
theweezel69
But do we see them doing any talking or showing that they are sapient/sentient?
LMeire
*sapience, sentience mean the organism reacts to changes in it's environment, sapience means it's a person.
theweezel69
What ever you want to call it all of the fish and such in that world she interacts with can talk.
OphelianAshe
So basically, all animals are sentient, humans are (mostly) sapient?
10tacles
Plants react to changes in its environment, they just lack muscles so the reaction is in slow motion.
theblackcanaryyy
Maybe I'm dumb but what does binocular vision have to do with being a meat eater
DranksAndDragons
Predatory creatures have eyes in the front, prey have eyes on the sides. :)
TobySomething
theblackcanaryyy
Woooow I'm really glad I did not go into the specifics of my question
TobySomething
kryptography
This isn't really true of fish however, nearly all fish are meat eaters regardless of eye orientation
AstroTibs
Actually, come to think of it, even sea mammals have panoramic vision. This makes merfolk extra weird.
kryptography
just much easier to sneak up on than all other sea creatures - must be why they're so rare, the rest were eaten by killer whales
ironlemonade
Other than that they eat humans and grant immortality when you eat them?