impossibleish

809 pts · December 7, 2017


I LOVE CARTER VAIL. I AM SORRY BUT I MUST SING MY FAVORITE RIGHT NOW.

Aliens ain't shit I could probably beat them up.
If an alien came at me no I would not give a fuuucccckkkk.
That's cuz aliens don't know karate
"No, karate's made on earth"
I also don't know karate but I think that I could learn.
"Aliens have spaceships"
I got, a carolla.
Hog tied aliens, back of my Toyota
Ohh nooooo
Aliens don't know karate cuz karate's made on earth.
I also don't know karate but I think that I could learn

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It feels like TinyOctopus is going through it. You have shared many heart warming things. If you need a chat, I'm here for you.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Gotta trade crazy and stable times regularly

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Who tf is doing a history check on a random comment regularly? Not trying to be harsh but... You're vague, comments aren't landing, regardless of intent.


Peace to you, and good luck navigating! Feel free to chat.


Still not gonna look into your account.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Gimmie the lore I stg I am new to seeing this account. Cat lives matter! (Again, jokes but genuine)

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Ah the friend zoneish jokes. Thank you, legit could not compute

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Everybody Poops" for toilet training my niblings, to the tune of "Everybody Hurts" by R.E.M

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't know that scared is the right term. Complicit, perhaps?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wtf did it even mean?

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nah. It's the "Oh no, I'm saying the edgy thing! I don't care if anyone likes it! I hate it here (but I'm still here)!" Vibes. Also, explain your point better.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Followed!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Wait how far along is she- genuinely curious. After a certain amount of time it becomes a medical issue; I had a foster mama whose due date came/went, waited bcuz didn't know timeline and ended up.... Well, she survived and I ended up keeping her, after surgeries.

I'm sorry I'm just concerned cuz I only glanced at your posts. You seem a great, responsible foster but I saw expecting labor posts and still not yet posts like a week apart. Just trying to figure the timeline ✌️ best wishes!

1 year ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

#32 I would even trade a random baby for the pleasure

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh, so... Like peppers.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where to stream? 🏴‍☠️?

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Mine too! I had apple pie though. Had a craving and the ability to demand. Was fabulous. Happy birthday!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Clarify your point, please. Or add a /s

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Masses are responding by unionizing in record numbers.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Care to share the options?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I've never seen this and I love it. Anybody got a full vid?

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

More than 'almost insulting'. Best wishes

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aww... Here, I legit thought it was enraging (!), and that commiserating would lead to irl change. You probs right tho *sad face*

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

(2/2) remember. Also, try rioting. People get energetic and intractable when in groups. Just sayin.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ach, I feel this in my bones. My name is Samantha. When I set Mitch McConnell or that fucking Florida man or Tom Brady on fire... Just 1/2

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My theory: "Big Bang" happens when an individual consciousness tries to understand itself, and leads to the 'cannot compute' stage.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yo the wife's verse is ??

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#29 for a long minute, I couldn't figure out why they were wearing Ninja turtles style masks over their eyes

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0