Limpgranolabiskit

Mar 28, 2025 3:17 PM

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Enjoy being single.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

I would let this girl ruin my life.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, I like her.

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

This is like a vlogged "Overheard in New York" column.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Honestly look for one like that. I speak from experience.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those rats are absolutely filthy and probably have something

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

this is almost the same girl as the one that asked her bf if she could take a frightened opossum home

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No one's going to touch on the rat faking an injury to get fed?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

the old limp works..

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Feeding subway rat? Awesome vibe. Kidnapping subway rat? No.

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

She's not wrong about the super hot part.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

DIBS! EVERYBODY FUCK OFF! (kicks six year old in the face) SHES MINE!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

what red flags? Haha, no but I'm sure there is someone out there for her. There is lots of love to share in this world, keep looking and find someone who invests in you as much as you invest in them.

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

She seems nice ☺️

1 year ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

✓ Kind to animals
✓ Cute laugh

Yeah that's enough for me. She seems absolutely delightful.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

She's perfect, I hope she found a guy who also loves animals.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like how they cut off in the subtitles after Neither of those boys the "called me again" part. Like, you don't need to goose the narrative, she's interesting, attractive, and not everyone's cup of tea. She

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

will prolly tell you that herself, which is what makes her cool.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So… still single?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

If I were one who still dates+she tried to take care of an animal, I'd say, obviously that's a major snow white quality+a keeper. In other news, my wife literally interacts with wild animals regularly (weeeeirdest fuckin thing, they just love her, I don't get it! No, not rabid ones, they just see her and think FRIEND and walk right up to her for pats or help) + looks just like fucking snow white. I hit the jackpot. Our daughter, when little, used to point at Snow White in books and say "Mama!"

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"You know, this is the first time I've gone skiing in ten years." I said, "Why did you take such a long time off?" He said, "I was in prison. Want to know why?" I said, "Not really...Well, okay, you better tell me why." He said, "I pushed a total stranger off a Ferris wheel." I said, "I remember you." - Steven Wright

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Rats are people too

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just don't go snooping around inside her purse.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But what if I want a granola bar?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ask first and gently eat from her hand.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What if I just pretend to have a limp?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

she actually seems very sweet. she thought she saw an injured animal and wanted to help. I think she needs to be a bit more careful (you shouldn't touch wild animals, given the number of diseases they may carry), but that's pretty common for her age.

1 year ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Relatable. Few years ago I was going down the highway and saw a couple of goslings on the shoulder, looking to cross 6 lanes of rush hour traffic. There were a few geese and goslings turned into pavement paté already so I parked my motorcycle on the shoulder, opened my backpack and stuffed the at this moment only surviving gosling into it and went on my way home. Back home I nurtured it back to health. It'd follow me around everywhere with those flappy feets.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

well, I guess that's the least you could do after running over the second-last gosling

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

When the little gosling was doing a bit better I contacted the animal rescue people and they took him to a rehabilitation place, got an email a few months later with a picture of them setting the young goose free

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I think she's wonderful, but should probably learn to be more careful with rodents.

1 year ago | Likes 302 Dislikes 3

Right? You never lnow when 4 turtles could pop out and beat the crap out of you cuz they think you're hurting the rat.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

According to imgur people who have pets, rats are nice and mice are psychopaths.

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Pet rats are lovely. Street rats are wild animals who live in a fucking petri dish. They aren't evil, but they aren't safe to handle.

1 year ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Something something half of Europe

1 year ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 1

Millennials welcome death, reminds me of hook, "Death will be a great adventure"

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

She seems both fun and secretly completely unhinged.

1 year ago | Likes 582 Dislikes 3

I know one that’s single..

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can't be all that much of a secret if you and I both know it.

1 year ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 2

semi secretly

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"Secretly"

1 year ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

So...perfect?

1 year ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 3

You cant fix whats fixed to be broken

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And did the record, she is super hot

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seems like a normal, sweet, compassionate person to me. Where u from?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So fun and super fun?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is the secret to happiness - one partner who's a little weird and has wacky adventures and the stable grounded one that makes sure they don't get in too much trouble. Like Homer/Marge.

1 year ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 2

More like Ellie and Carl from Up, respectively.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Bob and Linda Belcher. Although occasionally Bob is the crazy one and sometimes both are.

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Gotta trade crazy and stable times regularly

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She gonna be single AND have rabies if she keeps that up

1 year ago | Likes 96 Dislikes 5

"All the single rabies, all the single rabies, all the single rabies!"

1 year ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

I don’t laugh at much but hot damn this one got me.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That was hopelessly clever. Though now I have "Single Ladies" stuck in my head.

1 year ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Isn't that an episode of Friends? Joey can't remember dating some girl, turns out it was the roommate. He poked his ass on a cactus.
America and 'dating' is so foreign to me.

1 year ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 2

I don't understand this post entirely, but that's ok if English is not your first language. I am not judging. However, I would like to know how dating is a foreign concept to you. Is it not vaguely universal? This is very interesting.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No one in Ireland does the whole, walks up to a stranger in the shop and asks for their number, and says let's have a date on Friday.
Obviously on TV shows it's very simplified, but that never happens.
If someone asked me for my number randomly I'd feel threatened. Dating sites and apps bridged it a bit so that you could have a conversation first and then hang out. Not date.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh, I see. Yeah, that's actually the same in the states. Anyone who just asks for a number in person is immediately noped. Aside from daying apps, of course.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, being that you're not in the US, if American dating weren't foreign to you, it would be incredibly expensive for Americans.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Season 9 Episode 4: The One With The Sharks (I have an unhealthy amount of knowledge of the plot of Friends...)

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

People surprised that dating seems weird are blinded by the absurdly damaging American cultural valuing of independence. Dating is necessary in its form in the US because we have no genuine social networks or they are extremely anemic. If we had healthy social networks coupling would almost universally happen within that network between people familiar with one another from family/friends social events. You'd literally marry a second or third cousin or your friend's friend or whatever.

1 year ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 4

I don't get any of that, America has no social networks? so no groups of friends from , friends from school, activities, hobbies, clubs?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not zero, just far worse than most of the rest of the world

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's true in the rest of the world people just marry their cousins.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The social network approach to coupling is far more inherent to human historical ways of life

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

So how do you find a partner in your culture? Do you just grab one off the street?

1 year ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

It happens sometimes.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It’s a beautiful tradition going back hundreds of thousands of years.

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I think he's referring to dating people you don't know beforehand at all. Like meeting strangers on an app and having a date type of thing. I also think it's kind of strange. The only people I've dated are those who I knew beforehand. Maybe I didn't know them for a long time, but at least a month or so. Hung out (in friend groups) several times. Talked with them several times. All before we ever had a "date"

1 year ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

People used to meet in public before telling each other all kinds of fibs and fables! Now its the other way around.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If I didn't "date" strangers, I would never go on a date. Although I haven't been on a date in over a year, and no, I'm not pathetically lonely today, why do you ask?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What do you do instead of dating?

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Hang out, socialise, not go out to dinner with a randomer and spend a fortune.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Figging

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I guess that answers the "Ginger or Maryann" question for you.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0