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I act like a waiter at work when I’m getting the pups food ready for breakfast/dinner complete with a description of their meal and a “very good sir/ma’am” when I place their bowl down in the kennel
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Friends from work tax
My favorite werewolf guy
You so handsome buddy
the goofiness can not be contained
sillies
I think they all share one brain hahahaha
Pretty girl
The best boy
Shy girl
MV Edit: I love all of you weirdos <3
Evilpopcorn
When I'm trying to back out of a space surrounded by vehicles that block my view, "Oh I can't see shit, I'd like to leave this space, but I can't see shiiiiit!" To the tune of "The Sign"
StrictlyBull
Whenever I cook chicken I sing the lyrics of Barenaked ladies "one week" as "Chicken de-China is Chinese chicken, it doesn't taste of China it tastes of chicken"
luceid
I replace words that rhyme with 'fart' with 'fart'. Like 'total eclipse of the fart'. We have fun here.
AliceInjection
The dog was barking at other dogs outside. My wife said told her to stop and that she wasn't the only dog in the world. I immediately started singing; want you to make me feel like I'm the only dog in the world... Take me for a walk walk.
Becker37
So we're all a bunch of fucking weirdos. Why are we so disconnected if we're so much alike?
ephemerella
When I moisturize, I sing "Eucerin....don't let the dayyyys goooo byyyyyyyyyyyy" like Glycerine
fortytwoembers
Hahahahahahaha fuck
KaminoNeko
Any time I say 'the X are Y', I'll immediately sing it to myself to the tune of Robots by the Flight of the Conchords.
RoonSwanson1
When I help put my toddler’s pants on him, I sing (to the tune of despacito) “Pant-a-lones they to on your feet and up your knee-ees, we take them off when we go to pee-ee”
Doismellbacon
Excuse me, @fortytwoembers , it seems you have overpaid your dog tax on this post. Thanks so much! You are entitled to a huge dog tax return. Sincerely, Imgur Revenue Services
fortytwoembers
❤️
starfishlord123
For bath time, I sing "she's a very stinky girl, smells just like a llama" to the tune of Freaky Girl for my sweet Potato
navyjeff
#2 I sing things like this all the time for my dog. I started doing it because he seemed to enjoy music and it relaxed him. Then one day we were at the vet and I needed him to show his belly. My dog was very anxious and didn't want to move, so I started singing "Roll the collie over" like I do when I need to brush his opposite side. It worked right away! https://imgur.com/tIDqRmW
Fizzypeach
Every time i made pancakes when my girls were little I would sing "Hot pancakes, check them and see they have a temperature of one hundred and three" to the tune of Foreigners Hot blooded. They were a little disappointed when they heard the original lol
fortytwoembers
This is adorable
Blossom5678
I sing "I am iron woman" everytime I take an iron supplement
fortytwoembers
s t e a l i n g
LateNightBunnyParty
Whenever I go to clean the cats' litter box, I sing "WASH the cat box! WASH the cat box!" to the tune of "Rock the Casbah"
UrFavoriteTurtle
"Eyes shut, drawn shades, what has made me feel this way? Mi-graaaaaaine"
TroyAlcaraz
"It's beginning to look alot like BULLSHIT" -to the tune of its beginning to look alot like christmas whenever bullshittery happens at work
Surisuule
These are my humor, It's constant in my house. Some rude, some not but I have hundreds. Let it grow, while planting the garden, to We don't have to take our clothes off to have a shower.
It's a bit ridiculous.
dlbgaw
The larger of my two dogs is named Jake, so whenever he gets excited, my wife and I like to sing, "Jake Jake Jake. Jake Jake Jake. Jake yo' booty! Jake yo' booty!"
ebonyfaery
Ha!
IllinoisEnemaBandit2
Salt n pepper, push it. Lawn mowing.
0RocketCat0
To my dog, georgie: hey, there, georgie girl, there's another georgie deep inside...(no longer singing) oh no! You ate the other georgie! Bad dog.
GingerGoddess357
I have a cat named George and I do the same thing!
GingerGoddess357
I do change the lyrics a bit "hey there Georgie cat, laying on his chair so big and fat " is the normal refrain
bearstrap
My wife and I do "All the little kitties, all the little kitties... put your tails up up up"....
ImZeldanotLink
We had a cat that ate flies. Using the song and tune of Hall & Oats, Maneater we’d sing.. ohhh here she comes. She’s a fly eater. Watch out flies she’ll chew you up
hahway
My son is autistic so I have to leave the bathroom door open when I'm home alone with him, and if he gets fussy while I'm on the potty I sing (to the tune of Hamilton's 'Room Where It Happened') - Baby come into the room where I'm crappin'...
ebonyfaery
Hahahahahaha this is the best one
belindashort
"rock the casbah" - wash the cat box
zebulorg
#9
Freemasonry
My family used to have a mazda minivan, we were stopped somewhere once and it was really windy, enough to shake the van a bit, so i started thinking "rock the mazda"
tgiaa
I have so many.
Whenever I hear the word "Duct tape" I sing the Duck Tales theme song. Now it's any two syllable word.
When I need my chapstick I sing "My hips don't lie" (oooh my lips are dry, pass me my chapstick now"
It drives my kids crazy. At one point they thought I was a musical genius writing all these songs. Everything is a song. They are 19 and 20 now and they do it now too.
ingridwebb88
https://youtu.be/J2l-F1ElJMc?si=clulvWm7WqGLIEC2
tgiaa
Omg. Thank you. Shared in the family chat. (I have been doing it for longer than 11 years, they stole my idea!)
tgiaa
Crossing the road- instead of telling them to stop before crossing, I sang "Hammer Time". Not the word stop though. Just "Hammer Time" my kids knew what it meant but other people thought I was crazy. When it was safe to go I just shouted "Thunderbirds!". They have never seen Thunderbirds. They probably still don't know why Thunderbirds means Go, but they know it does
goflyblind
#1: ♪ when i get cold feetsies, i need sock-ual healing ♫
ingridwebb88
AWWW
fortytwoembers
HAHAHAHAHA
Evi1Gav
And this is why you have to question anyone who says "I don't like musicals, so unrealistic people just singing about what they are doing".
empire161
Most mornings when I have to wake my kids up, I make up a complete nonsense song where the lyrics start “IIIIIITTTTTSSS the most annoying wake up song in the WORLD, time to get up, before it gets worse.”
Yakeshinu
Ha! This reminds me of the "I really don't want to go to work today" sketch. :)
Yakeshinu
helljack
I work in televised news, and you would be surprised how many stories contain the simple phrase "It's been...".
My coworkers know every single time because every time I hear that simple phrase, I become activated like a sleeper agent hearing his code word and I sing the opening refrain from The Bare Naked Ladies song "One Week".
DotcoreJetkill
I only know the Babylon 5 version of that song
serleth
Thanks, you've now infected me with this lol
Vortexhelios320
...I knew the song after your first sentence... We are two of soul!
fortytwoembers
Oh no what have you done lol
MickusTheDutch90s
Whenever I see this I am reminded of the Neil Cicierega remixz one of my favourites. Excuse me indulging once more: https://youtu.be/8D-WVlRohQk?si=uTNK9Mf64d72gAF8
ingridwebb88
I do that with "This is-"
mithiwithi
One week for you, eighty-four years for Rose.
RicheTheBuddha
I sure wish I had Imgur when I was a teenager. It turns out I'm not nearly as weird as I thought while growing up. That would have helped my confidence a lot
ebonyfaery
I had imgur as a teenager. I'm now old as fk
Doismellbacon
There are dozens of us!
UserNamesArentEasy
I have "I have high high hopes in the kitchen, don't understand why I can't have the chicken." when feeding/snacking the cats. High Hopes - Panic at the disco.
luceid
That's what I sing when I hear the song on the radio. Don't even remember what the real lyrics are.
fortytwoembers
I love this so much
Surisuule
Ditto, that meme made me sing it and then my wife, now all three kids. If there's chicken in the kitchen it's getting sung.
IUpvoteFuturama
slinkiisu
This is glorious