igoslow

25416 pts · June 7, 2016


I dream of retiring to a small town surrounded by trees. Once there I will lead three cats, probably because I know how to open a can and clean the litter box.

same

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He’s the prettiest in this photo!

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basically i’m saying no loving god would do this … ever

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

this is the story!
either god is lazy, not omniscient or job is a serial killer


this is a horrible tale

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

his wife to sign the papers?

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’d do exactly what the critter wants me to do

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think he played his hand well and was also saying we’re going to start competing with the USA as we’ve lost trust. That’s a threat too.

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

that’s very well engineered

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

nicely shot

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yay, the rock is gone!

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The mineral trona is edible …. i’m just saying

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

tollbooth plans for the strait of hormuz … absolutely on their knees.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pinky and The Brain

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the reflecting pool has a plumbing problem and that was the starting point and not what color.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Stevie

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

No worries, with the new science they’ll be fine.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

🤓

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You look good in red.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I went on a business trip Houston to London and on one Sunday, I took my boss’s parents out to lunch. I let them choose the restaurant. At the end of the meal I told my them my boss would be approving this lunch on my expense report and make sure to thank him. The bill was less than my daily per diem.

He was the best boss ever

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ever play tennis?

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

When a clown moves into a palace, the clown doesn't become a king. The palace becomes a circus.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think I know what you’re saying and I agree.

F*ck that wait shit, let’s help it die!

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

God, who is both omnipotent and omniscient still had to test Job’s faith by killing everyone he loved.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Kid’s got talent.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I think you might want to get that eyelid looked at by a vet.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

yeah it absolutely should have been lowercase.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OMG she’s so cute!

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Show me? I’ve never seen someone without fingerprints

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

i’m all in with the cat

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Chaos is the land he lives in.

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