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41794 pts · November 8, 2013


A 38 year-old ex-military guy trying to make his way through this trip we call Life.

My View of Maryland

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What is a Unit of Pizza?

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Comments 10
Views 305

It is Breadsday, my dudes.

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Comments 9
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Is it too late for political memes?

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Views 64

When you're Asian and want to lie to yourself about eating healthy...

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The other departments' reaction when only the IT department brought pies today

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...Oh.

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TL;DR: Don't be afraid to ask your friends if they're ok.

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I might be bored at work.

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Comments 3
Views 1181

Demogorgon's dead, baby. 

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Views 2203

A Cautionary Christmas Safety Selfie!

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Views 96

I'm in IT. MRW my office roommate is not hearing sound from her Apple lightning headphones that are plugged into a USB port

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Views 17275

MRW Amazon Video suggests I start Season 5 of Dr. Who

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Views 589

How I Spent my Fourth of July: a Lesson in Forgiveness.

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Comments 5
Views 1401

My weekend has reached its high point, and it's not even lunchtime.

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Views 585

If it's not a Google, Amazon, Microsoft, or Apple account, change your password NOW.

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My coworker said we are rapidly approaching Jeff Goldblum levels of insanity. This was my response.

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It's my Cakeday -- Have a poem I wrote.

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Happy Friday!

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When she asks for a dick pic but you have a tiny cock...

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My Life in a Lunchbox

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It's my Cakeday! This is apparently the first thing I've ever Favorited.

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My phone when my friend who likes Pusheen and MGSV is coming to visit

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To our Vespers this Valentine's Day.

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MRW I endure a wide range of emotions in one week

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MRW, for the second time this week, my phone's battery goes from 30% to Off just by unlocking it 

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STEAAAAAK

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Thanks, shirt, I'll gladly take your advice!

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Views 512

I don't know what you bastards want, here's Riker's O-face.

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Has science gone too far?

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Views 193

ISIS Simulator 2015

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This is my neighbor.  I only wish I knew if he was an imgurian.

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Comments 17
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In Memoriam of Ayesha: A Different Kind of Transformation Story

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Views 89203

Asked the server where the bathrooms were. "Down the hall to the right. You can't miss the sign."

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Comments 0
Views 855

It's Autumn!

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Views 594

The only reason I'd be okay with Team Zombie winning...

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Shit, he's got my vote. 

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Views 5921

Twenty-seven years ago, Nobody became a hero.

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The best part about being #teamhuman? I can taste this, and it's amazing.

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Comments 1
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You see, ivan...

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When you have Dissociative Identity Disorder and your internal monologue goes external

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BREAKING NEWS: Mad Scientist may be Responsible for Zombie Outbreak

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Views 1220

Evil is Sexy (GOT spoiler-ish).

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Views 399

A photo essay on the B-2 for my cakeday! 

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Views 96246

MRW winter is coming, and not just to Westeros!

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Oh, c'mon, Team Human, we can do better than this! 

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Views 130

MRW I'm donating blood and get told my iron content is high and should cut back on red meats

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Views 4187

"Mr. Meeseeks, could you help me stay focused at work?" "CAAAAAAAAAN DOOOO!"

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Views 510

A Reminder This Exists

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Views 406

How I plan to deal with the news my apartment has bedbugs

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Views 234

MRW the infection divides my imgurian friends

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Views 216

We fightin' zombies?  Now you're speaking my language! 

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He can't be the only one who knows this feeling.

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MRW she says she met someone else

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Views 1169

A Christmas (selfie) Toast!

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Good Morning, Imgur! Start Monday off on a relaxed note.

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Views 699

My idea of a perfect date.

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Coworker just suggested "Hot wings... on an Italian sub...?"

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RIP Childhood

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Views 200
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