My View of Maryland
What is a Unit of Pizza?
It is Breadsday, my dudes.
Is it too late for political memes?
When you're Asian and want to lie to yourself about eating healthy...
The other departments' reaction when only the IT department brought pies today
...Oh.
TL;DR: Don't be afraid to ask your friends if they're ok.
I might be bored at work.
Demogorgon's dead, baby.
A Cautionary Christmas Safety Selfie!
I'm in IT. MRW my office roommate is not hearing sound from her Apple lightning headphones that are plugged into a USB port
MRW Amazon Video suggests I start Season 5 of Dr. Who
How I Spent my Fourth of July: a Lesson in Forgiveness.
My weekend has reached its high point, and it's not even lunchtime.
If it's not a Google, Amazon, Microsoft, or Apple account, change your password NOW.
My coworker said we are rapidly approaching Jeff Goldblum levels of insanity. This was my response.
It's my Cakeday -- Have a poem I wrote.
Happy Friday!
When she asks for a dick pic but you have a tiny cock...
My Life in a Lunchbox
It's my Cakeday! This is apparently the first thing I've ever Favorited.
My phone when my friend who likes Pusheen and MGSV is coming to visit
To our Vespers this Valentine's Day.
MRW I endure a wide range of emotions in one week
MRW, for the second time this week, my phone's battery goes from 30% to Off just by unlocking it
STEAAAAAK
Thanks, shirt, I'll gladly take your advice!
I don't know what you bastards want, here's Riker's O-face.
Has science gone too far?
ISIS Simulator 2015
This is my neighbor. I only wish I knew if he was an imgurian.
In Memoriam of Ayesha: A Different Kind of Transformation Story
Asked the server where the bathrooms were. "Down the hall to the right. You can't miss the sign."
It's Autumn!
The only reason I'd be okay with Team Zombie winning...
Shit, he's got my vote.
Twenty-seven years ago, Nobody became a hero.
The best part about being #teamhuman? I can taste this, and it's amazing.
You see, ivan...
When you have Dissociative Identity Disorder and your internal monologue goes external
BREAKING NEWS: Mad Scientist may be Responsible for Zombie Outbreak
Evil is Sexy (GOT spoiler-ish).
A photo essay on the B-2 for my cakeday!
MRW winter is coming, and not just to Westeros!
Oh, c'mon, Team Human, we can do better than this!
MRW I'm donating blood and get told my iron content is high and should cut back on red meats
"Mr. Meeseeks, could you help me stay focused at work?" "CAAAAAAAAAN DOOOO!"
A Reminder This Exists
How I plan to deal with the news my apartment has bedbugs
MRW the infection divides my imgurian friends
We fightin' zombies? Now you're speaking my language!
He can't be the only one who knows this feeling.
MRW she says she met someone else
A Christmas (selfie) Toast!
Good Morning, Imgur! Start Monday off on a relaxed note.
My idea of a perfect date.
Coworker just suggested "Hot wings... on an Italian sub...?"
RIP Childhood