handsoffhandson

3441 pts · August 25, 2016


Adding ‘butt ruffles’ to my lexicon.

7 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A page right out of history!

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

aides, of course, but it’d be great if he actually had AIDS. It would mesh well with senile dementia.

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hey, water, ya wanna get high?

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

‘To your web-footed friends, for a duck may be somebody’s mother’

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, I believe he’s finally graduated from pre-senile to full-blown senile dementia.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yep. I saw one delaminate from a semi, fly down the highway at speed, bounce up and thru the windshield of a car in the next lane from me. Why don’t they impound the trucks wearing retreads at the state line truck inspection sites?

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

SNL was freaking great back in the day. Land shark (I’m just a dolphin) when ‘Jaws’ debuted, Gilda, Wayne & Garth, Belushi, even Chevy Chase. Simpler times.

1 week ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Hopefully not astrophage

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

‘Twas George of the Jungle’s theme: “Watch out for that tree …!”

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Rowr

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What I fail to comprehend is why Congress simply looks away (or holds their noses) rather than impeaching him immediately. Are they hoping to get in on his grift or afraid they won’t get re-elected? All it would take is ~10-15 Repub votes to make it stick. Maybe if every concerned citizen begged their Congresspersons it could happen.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe ensconce him on Alcatraz, alone, starvation diet.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Until he (supposedly) hanged himself.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Maybe both?

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Where can I get in line?

4 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

“Springtime for Hitler” I believe

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The number of Russian dead & crippled is sky high vs, Ukraine’s. Public sentiment may put an end to Putin”s reign fairly soon (hopefully).

4 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How does it go? “Let them eat cake.” ….Cachunk!

4 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dumbdiaper Trumph

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hopefully a portent of blue wave come November!

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Allegorically (and hopefully), the S S Trump

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, I think when you go on kicking dogs, sooner or later you’re going to get a bite taken out of your butt.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Because of the counterbalanced weight of his loaded diaper.

2 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Have it your way, indeed.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He was fine on SNL tho

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As I see it, the real unanswered question is WHY ‘we’ keep electing republicans at both state and federal levels. I guess money talks.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’d preface that with ‘‘tis the season”.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Masterful Frown would be a great stage name, but at what venue?

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Not to even mention the unimaginable grift! All for me, and none for thee!

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0