handcuffed2thebriefcase

355 pts · May 1, 2020


So they were recruiting you from a community college without offering scholarships? Sure, Jan.

6 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Still holding strong. If you never learn anything you can believe baloney forever! Also see, DEI is anti-white discrimination, climate change is a hoax, and the US healthcare system is the envy of the world!

6 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Me too! Then I got the bill (it’s only free if they don’t find anything)

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*babies. Why add the apostrophe to one and not the other?

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Yes! And I will always remember where I was when I learned he’d been shot

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Clarance the 5th beatle, Mr. Toof Fairy, and the truth about who invented peanut butter still make me laugh when they pop in my head!

2 weeks ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

So far the only good thing about living in the Deep South (US) is seeing birds like this on the daily

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure he died at the same time

3 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Which time?

4 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Rick Scott elected to the senate!

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That last man has no children. A dad would have said, but I don’t need one because I’m already looking at a whole bunch of turkeys! Turkey!

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The golf course is public and famous for serving the black population. That is why he is messing with it. He hates it because golf is for rich white people.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Or even, Donald J Trump Presents The John F… or Don…Trump’s The John F… like Ruth’s Chris?

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That’s exactly what my dad said about the effect of anything other than hetro marriage on society. Pretty sure people said it about integration, divorce, labor unions, not having a monarch, freeing the serfs…. We are always just one progressive step away from total collapse.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And Stairway to Heaven was still playing

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They’re the high school jocks of the sea

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lately the defendants have been inexplicably settling for millions.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Then fine, arrest, and prosecute the people who hire them. Don’t see too many of them behind chain link.

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Still going to blame the left, though.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#2 pretty sure “they” called him Leaf. He called himself walking penis.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sure, I’ll get Lindsay Graham, Tim Scott, and Nancy Mace on the horn. I’m sure that’ll matter to them.

1 year ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

I’ve heard “fruit from the poisoned tree”

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

They’re also required to deliver junk mail and magazines below cost because business

1 year ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

‘Spose they’ll let you out of your contract for that?

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I’m electric like Dick Hyman

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is that Toby?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, and it’s about to get worse. 2027 history textbooks: …and then Jesus told Washington, “don’t forget about the guns…”

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

He doesn’t care what the correct term is.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Same - what did the interviewer say to get that reaction?

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0