pantsforever
49275
950
99
sorry, it's science
didn't know McConnell was chill like that.
thrifty
crab rangoon bankrupt me
yes you do
this genuinely still pops in my mind from time to time
yes this is called autism though lol
tadpole tax, they look like little sperms when they swim. happy pride month!!!
CodyII
#42 you need a boba straw for that
omgzwtfs
#7 Joke's on you, gf's trans and has the bigger peen :D
LincLoud
#39 super gross/weird that a lot of people have this opinion
combatwombat0
#26 Conversely, the only legal definition of a man is provided by Dracula. You just have to be a miserable pile of secrets
NoCutsNoButsNoCoconuts
#50 if those look like “little sperm” being all black and big…. I think you should call the doctor. Or John Constantine.
GreaterDog
#9 requires an obligatory "YEEEOUCH"
LaffertyDanie1
#11 Kyle Jr had a typical Kylean childhood, he punched his first hole in drywall at age 3 and was banned from the local 7-11 by 6...
mijk
#24 Where we're going, you don't need eyes to see.
livurz
#7 i like it when the "balls" jiggle
JackmanXD
#11 Ball pit for Kyle
ArchMagos
#4 That's because the proto-scrotum is more similar to labia than a sack. People say that everyone starts out female, but that's not exactly true. Female is the default sex, and without an SRY gene activation, it is what a body will develop into. However, prior to the start of sexual differentiation, the body is neither male nor female, though it is more similar to female than male. The skin that becomes the scrotum or labia starts out unfused, like labia, and the SRY gene causes the fusion.
InspectorA5
#4 ...cause all embryos start out female and the flesh that makes scrotum would've evolved into vaginal lips if you stayed that gender. .. ya freakin weirdo.
Syovere
#45 Oh, I had one of those the other night. Bunch of girls there, each one elementally attuned, all having a good time.
Well, kinda. The fire one was actually just horrifically burned to the point she didn't even really have a recognizable face.
This was one of the sex dreams, because I don't have any trauma about fire. That's the part that's fucking with me the most.
Chromentor
#1 Attach a mouth on it and you can localize a decease to one area.
Mazzy94
I came to see beans. Only beans. You betrayed and cheated me.
TheDirtySanchezBros
#35 is it funny now when a woman tweets this and it’s not Louis C.K. Doing his thing?
pantsforever
I'm stupid, so I thought this was just an old tweet of Trishas. And I found it funny how vulgar it was, and that she's never been cancelled seemed surprising. Finding out it's Louis makes so much sense lol. He was my fav comedian before the whole making people watch him jerk off then going right wing thing.
TheDirtySanchezBros
Same. A lot of us mourn the loss of Louie. He was a gem (and a perv, I guess).
fartharder
#22 you're telling me a crab gooned in this? I guess it does look like it
Woestkonijn
#4 ball pussy
AlmightyElephant
#35 it's pretty weird to just tweet out a comedian's joke like you wrote it. Extra weird to include the parts that aged real fuckin bad. And all of that is made, dare I say, even WEIRDER that the guy you thought would be a great guy to steal a joke from would be Louis CK
Idontspellcheck
#26 I dob't consider myself a girl but I still go.
KiwiGameDev
Sorrry buddy, AFAL (assigned female at lyric)
theshinobi23
As a cisgender straight male, I temporarily am a girl during that song. Don't be embarrassed, friend. Own it.
ididntgetthejobatfruitloops
Own it, girl
pantsforever
Honorary girl then, that's just how it works
Idontspellcheck
Fair enougb.
ididntgetthejobatfruitloops
Thems them rules
CakeOrGlory
I also am not girl, but - during the confines of the relevant track - wish to have fun. I therefore permit myself to indulge, provided I sing along in the most absurd falsetto I can muster.
TorvusBull
I, for one, am not a broken man on a Halifax pier. But for four minutes and twenty-one seconds, I sure as shit am.
shadowofacrow
#4 Because its a repurposed vulva
GreaterDog
#1 I got really concerned Google reverse image search turned up nothing. But then I found this: https://www.bbc.com/news/health-25405543
Grapeape2000
Yea...preserve the blood supply until they can get the final recipient tissue to the right condition.
Srcsqwrn
Okay, now I've another question. That beinv; where are they going to reattatch it to? Especially if the arm was flattened
ilikeyoumorethan
#4 you won't like the answer.
do7rkb5n
Its because it was a butt isnt it?
gallumpinggaloof
A front butt
rbudrick
You don't fuckin know me.
fartharder
#4 it used to be your vulva
fartharder
#11 hey, that looks like my office
pantsforever
Username checks out
req4adream99
#9 really hope they either removed whatever was in the finger or sought medical attention. That swelling is pretty intense. I say remove whatever was in cuz I bite my nails and sometimes get slivers or nail embedded in the sides and my finger will do that until the piece of nail is removed.
snoffler
I got bitten by a cat once and my finger swelled like that
The only thing that stopped it from essentially being a piercing was my fingernail
combatwombat0
When I had hangnail infections, it didn't look half as bad as that cartoonyass finger
FoxyEllie
#39 :<
AlmightyElephant
I think the people who downvoted you maybe didn't look at your user name but it's all good, I see you. Laughed. +1
NicoretteJunkie
#35
Jesus, Trisha. If you're going to steal a joke from the most famous comedian in the world, don't try to pass it off as your own. You didn't even play around with the words, that's verbatim what he said!!
lordnequam
He was a huge name back in his heyday, but I don't know if I'd classify Louis as "the most famous comedian in the world" even then, let alone these days.
NicoretteJunkie
What would the internet do without people like you, clarifying figurative statements literally for all of us to bask in your intellectual glory? Jesus.
lordnequam
Always weird to catch a tantrum-response in the wild like this.
NicoretteJunkie
Always weird to be held literally to a realistically impossible statement. "She had the biggest ass I've ever seen!" "Are you sure? You see about 1472 asses a week, and with the avera..." Dude, just stop. Besides, obviously the biggest comedian in the world is Fluffy. He's like 350 lbs.
kbkrow
We could attempt to give them the benefit of the doubt if they heard the joke and forgot where they heard it from to the point where they think they came up with it, but that's super unlikely. Btw, it's Louis CK in case anyone was like "which famous comedian?"
GirdleTurtle
#1 I think that is an interim step when attempting reattachment. It keeps body part alive/viable until procedure can be completed. Could be mistaken.
combatwombat0
Yep you're right
VolcanoHerder
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1OXA2d2NibWd1dnBjdTNsbWRndGo3eXB3emFsazdmM3dqZnU1Zm56NyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/HgFx9tCP9flqz3JNiV/200w.webp
GirdleTurtle
Found this: https://daily.jstor.org/hand-to-ankle-grafting-technique/
Mrpipboy3000
#4 A human zygote doesn't manifest sex until about 2 months. Because of that, they default to female, The stich is the vaginal opening sealing shut to create the scrotum.
Macka2626
Thankyou. Only reason I came to the comments
SpectralSpider
You mean homologous to female. (I just wanted to say "homologous")
QueenPinx
the genetic blueprint for sex is set at conception, the physical manifestation of sex takes several weeks to occur during embryonic development
combatwombat0
I was gonna say the same exact thing but you were faster
AmbroseWolfinger
That’s what she said
ididntgetthejobatfruitloops
Hehe, like a sperm!
FinancialRavioli
colinstu
Perineal raphe.
PropagandaWatchdog
My favorite ninja turtle
AmbroseWolfinger
Mine isn't visible.
DumbandConfused
Prove it.
SailorPupitar
Looks like we got a non-vag scrote haver, boys
tg2222222
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1cDE5eTJiN2RvaWxoN3hxZ3I0aWhhYjN3MGJqdXdnamxtanRlenJ3MiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/O8pcHpYCyvSWQ/200w.webp
anSSLerrorhasoccuredandasecureconnectiontotheservercannotbemade
Non Vag Scrote Haver Boys, is a great band name
Jimmitho
barbershop ?
TheBlueMuppet
Rubber.