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16580 pts ยท August 1, 2018


got this app for the memes.

It means "money". I see it used a lot by greedy people in anime/manga. Which her character very much is.

6 days ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

This is an xray of a Dino-cyborg.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#20 He did not clear the cardboard.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I know a guy.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Instructions unclear. Dick caught in blender.

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *deep inhale* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hyphenated? Not.
Yet non-hyphenated is.
Oh, the irony.

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

The cool thing about stumbling, is being able to get back up. That wasn't 9.5 years down the drain, it's 9.5 years of proof you can do it.

4 months ago | Likes 121 Dislikes 1

Hand in pocket with bracelet.

5 months ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

I have had a cheeseburger shot. Would not recommend. Unless you buy it for someone you hate.

5 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Burn.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SRIMP

6 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Well, at least he started drinking AFTER they drowned.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, they did.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey. He chose you. If he deserves better, then become a better you. Just realize you won't be perfect tomorrow. Or ever, for that matter. Just be better than yesterday. Also, be happy. Be happy DESPITE the state of the world. That happiness is what we fought for. Cherish that bit of happiness you were able to wring out of whatever the fuck it is we have. Have your moment. There may not be very many left. My two cents, take it or leave it.

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Indeed. Look at the "knob" on the left side pole thing. And where is that wire going? Oh, into the pillow, which is also part of the bed. Makes sense since they are at the "POSPITAL."

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Unmullet that toilet paper immediately.

1 year ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 1

Reverse Ice-Cream Sandwich.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The "offenders" won. The mailbox was not a 12x12 piece of metal.

1 year ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

Bow. Wow. I'm a cow. I said bow wow I'm a cow.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Potato of Luck: Acknowledged

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Pree-zent

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank you.

2 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Flightless birds.

2 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

You have updates

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

"W-what are you doing, step ladder?"

2 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

No, I am not.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3 1 4 2 5.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#15 Step One: Cut a hole in the box.

2 years ago | Likes 87 Dislikes 3