eadgbe42

935 pts ยท February 17, 2017


Don't Panic.

Nobody has ever said 'I'm thinking about having another kidney stone'.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tweets aren't memes.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

Tweets aren't memes.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Due to the presence of the improbability drive all versions of the story are correct. Canon is nebulous at best.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If the penalty is a fine, that just means legal for a price.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Emergency hash pipe.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Blean, creampie, highclub. I'm ready for '23.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's easy when you never upvote anything.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Today on 'how to attract a polar bear'.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

Maybe cops should have to go through more training than the guy that cuts my hair.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Keep in mind, if they pay taxes they'll start getting more involved in government.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

South Detroit is Toledo.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Blondes.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

People don't buy season passes and loot boxes for single player games. There's no sense of needing to keep up. All about the money.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Up vote, down vote, I can't imagine how I could care less. It isn't currency.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When people start seeing consequences for shitty actions they'll start to care.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Reached the thoughts and prayers threshold.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Cap charitable donation tax credit at say... 20k an I promise you we'll see the true measure of morality.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Settle down 'iceman', I sat through 4 lights yesterday while one of your kin-folk tried to figure out how to make a left hand turn.

4 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 2

You get hit with that puppy smell an the whole attitude shifts. You know you'd take a bullet for that dog.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Its the piss running down their legs when they were asked to actually do their jobs.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No. Fuck that cunt bitch.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm gonna just say it; fuck the ocean, it's clear that we aren't wanted there.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good, maybe I'll be able to get a ps5 soon.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're who they were talking about.

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 11

That'll buff out.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Toledo does suck.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But they can't process a credit card without a transaction fee.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

World according to garp came out right around the same time he was doing mork.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0