dynamojoe

126694 pts · August 26, 2023


I see you, immediate downvote stalker. I downvote most Tiktoks, things with animated captions, and most AI. Your top-heavy waifu image will be appreciated and then downvoted 'cuz I got principles. OC is OG to me but some aggregators are awesome. We all know where Facebook is. If you're bringing those memes, please reconsider. If you post a link to X, Threads, or TikTok, please reconsider the choices you made in life that led you to this. If you are reposting content from iFunny, you are a trashbag. Those internet points below? I can't spend them on anything. You taking them away does nothing to me but if your downvote makes you feel better, then I'm glad for that.

It looks like hearing protection.

3 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is this the guy who testified he had no contact with Epstein after 2009 but it turned out he was floating by on his yacht and had lunch with him a few years later?

3 hours ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 1

Sec. Doofy can't be bothered to look up the correct spelling, so now I feel free to refer to Sec. Durfy however I please.

3 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#21 Too many things beginning with B. Bertolli, Buldak, Buzzbombs, the wine...

23 hours ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The older your current AC unit is, the more amazing your savings will be with the new one (which will probably also be quieter).

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I shouldn't comment twice, but I will. you don't need to build this. Just get a long pole, secure a rag to the end, and cover that rag with vaseline and sand/glitter/whatever. Splotch that on the lens. Rain won't wash it off so someone has to come out and clean it, and they better be careful when they do because of the abrasives.

1 day ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 2

Here's a test - if you print this out on your bambu printer, can the government find out since they use a cloud service?

1 day ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Biwei (recent): https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/canadian-nato-intern-espionage-arrest-biwei-zhang-9.7290088
The other two(2024): https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/winnipeg-lab-firing-documents-released-china-1.7130284

1 day ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

"Subscribers Only" just means I won't see it. Since it's CNN, I care even less. Fuck CNN.

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#1 Kinda neat that you can see the airbag charge go off just before the car hits the ground.

1 day ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

It was ok for Trump to invoke the 5th. Why shouldn’t Fauci?

2 days ago | Likes 127 Dislikes 3

Mewtwo needs his litter supply increased immediately.

2 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Money in the right pockets.

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Correction - it was called Reddit Enhancement Suite. It's been a while since I left.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

If "the camera adds ten pounds" then she must be skeletal in real life.

2 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Your comment just made me consider my own mute list. It's lengthy. I wish there was a plugin (like RedditIsFun) that I could keep track of notes on usernames.

2 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I bet there won't be any Unicorns either. Praise the GOP for bravely fighting the nonexistent threat!

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Excellent news for left-of-center voters disguised as a hit piece. If the Democratic Party is broke, the candidates themselves aren’t beholden to it and don’t have to fear it. They can stand on their own principles in their primaries and not worry about their opponent being over-funded in an effort to defeat a non-mainstream democrat.

2 days ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Worse than the proverbial crying baby on a plane. The baby can’t help it.

2 days ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

Oligarchy-owned media attempts to divide opposition to oligarchy. Nothing new here.

3 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

#20 I bet she lost at least seven pounds.

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Another thing this information requires is that you should point and laugh at Libertarians who think magical workings of The Free Market will correct all these problems.

3 days ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 1

Will Thune require votes in person? McConnell is going to need to be wheeled over.

3 days ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 2

“Stacy is Right” as in Stacy is a conservative: Correct.
“Stacy is Right” as in Stacy is correct: Absolutely fucking not.

4 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Correct. Children can be educated.

4 days ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

They’re gonna buy that bridge or beachfront property just as soon as those tariffs make us all rich.

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They actually seeded the clouds to stunt thunderstorms? That sounds cool. I'm not sure if it would do any good here in SoFla but I'm sure the government would scream bloody murder against it (Contrails! Gay frogs! Communism!). I think we have laws on the books against weather modification.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Which is problem #2. Someone needs to pull the stone ones down and give thermite crowns to the metal ones.

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It's difficult for me, a proud non-Texan, to take this seriously. They all look like self-important, easily offended dipshits with the same stupid hat.

4 days ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

When will the Ketamine catch up to him?

4 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0