Don't tell their hearts, their achy breaky hearts

Jul 26, 2026 8:38 PM

The only line that sprung to my mind, sorry. Because I have absolutely no idea what is going on in that meeting. Might be that I'm just some pillow salesman in Iceland, but...Texas has women, right?
#maga #paxton #political_shitposting #politics #texas

All hat, no cattle.

4 days ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

This is the Press Conference where Paxton ran away when asked about owning 15 homes on a Government salary and why he was registered to vote at an address where he doesn’t live.

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just release ome bull in that room and chain the doors...

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Grindr was taking a little localized breather during that pres conference.

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That's a lot of Karens in one place.

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Just as silly as if swedish politicians would show up in viking helmets.

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16 total IQ points and 36 total teeth.

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Nah, most of them fellas have money. They probably have most of their teeth because their stay at home wife setups all their appointments for them. Those guys are just assholes.

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What in the West Texas am I looking at.

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Sorry, maybe i'm being biased, but i wouldn't vote for anyone sportin' a cowboy hat.

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100% agreed. At this point, I only see cowboy hats as performative cosplay.

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It's difficult for me, a proud non-Texan, to take this seriously. They all look like self-important, easily offended dipshits with the same stupid hat.

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"Pay attention to their hats, it might be important" --George Carlin

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I'm not throwing around any accusations here but this smells like AI... dude on the far left has finers that are way too long, guy to the right of him has some eldritchshit going on with his fingers, dude to the right of HIM looks like his hands are merged, then there's the sign which looks like AI "dreamscape" text where it looks like text but not all of it is...

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There's a difference between shit quality pics and ai.

This is a shit quality pic of a press conference that has many videos and photos of it.

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I don't understand why people don't understand that "I'm not throwing around any accusations" followed by "it smells like AI" means that I'm leaving the door open for it to not be AI because I'm not fully convinced it is...

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A *pillow salesman*? That sounds like a ... cushy gig.

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It is, and 20% staff discount off everything.

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Staff discount is great. But isn't there like a ceiling to how many pillows a man can have?

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Yes but I keep that fact to myself.

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Smart. May you always rest softly.

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Does this make @OP a sleeper agent?

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