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The only line that sprung to my mind, sorry. Because I have absolutely no idea what is going on in that meeting. Might be that I'm just some pillow salesman in Iceland, but...Texas has women, right?
#maga #paxton #political_shitposting #politics #texas
JohnnySilverballs
All hat, no cattle.
RetrogradeLlama
This is the Press Conference where Paxton ran away when asked about owning 15 homes on a Government salary and why he was registered to vote at an address where he doesn’t live.
wobblecopterrrr
just release ome bull in that room and chain the doors...
itsallaboutthecones
Grindr was taking a little localized breather during that pres conference.
loldongs10000
Context https://thetexan.news/elections/2026/paxton-blasts-talarico-for-2020-donation-to-austin-justice-coalition-at-fort-worth-campaign-stop/article_62e69f06-3873-4e52-87a0-0117538057f4.html
ItsaBeemer
That's a lot of Karens in one place.
swedeonamoose
Just as silly as if swedish politicians would show up in viking helmets.
NonMAGA
16 total IQ points and 36 total teeth.
itsallaboutthecones
Nah, most of them fellas have money. They probably have most of their teeth because their stay at home wife setups all their appointments for them. Those guys are just assholes.
1wholurks
What in the West Texas am I looking at.
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
Sorry, maybe i'm being biased, but i wouldn't vote for anyone sportin' a cowboy hat.
JohnnySilverballs
100% agreed. At this point, I only see cowboy hats as performative cosplay.
dynamojoe
It's difficult for me, a proud non-Texan, to take this seriously. They all look like self-important, easily offended dipshits with the same stupid hat.
OregonComputerGuy
"Pay attention to their hats, it might be important" --George Carlin
TheMoonBnuuy
I'm not throwing around any accusations here but this smells like AI... dude on the far left has finers that are way too long, guy to the right of him has some eldritchshit going on with his fingers, dude to the right of HIM looks like his hands are merged, then there's the sign which looks like AI "dreamscape" text where it looks like text but not all of it is...
ImAWeirdMom
There's a difference between shit quality pics and ai.
This is a shit quality pic of a press conference that has many videos and photos of it.
TheMoonBnuuy
I don't understand why people don't understand that "I'm not throwing around any accusations" followed by "it smells like AI" means that I'm leaving the door open for it to not be AI because I'm not fully convinced it is...
iWouldWhack500moles
A *pillow salesman*? That sounds like a ... cushy gig.
ArnarKristjansson
It is, and 20% staff discount off everything.
iWouldWhack500moles
Staff discount is great. But isn't there like a ceiling to how many pillows a man can have?
ArnarKristjansson
Yes but I keep that fact to myself.
iWouldWhack500moles
Smart. May you always rest softly.
LifeIsADanceOfMinds
Does this make @OP a sleeper agent?