doodlydoofus

11450 pts ยท September 6, 2017


White trash is a state of mind, not how much is in your bank account. I lived in a trailer park, all the people there were just people down on their luck and didn't have a lot of money. White Trash is when you're an insufferable meth head who wants to bang his sister and there are plenty of rich assholes just like that, case in point, Kid Rock. He was rich since the moment he came out the womb, still the trashiest of all white trash.

5 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah but then the owner of Lou Malnati's Pizza came on the show the following week with a slice of deep dish and got Jon Stewart to admit it's very good on live national television. A big win for us Chicago Folk.

21 hours ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Andrew Tate was being investigated when he was still on Big Brother. Long before he became a millionaire. He clearly did NOT make that money from his piss poor boxing "career". You don't make a "i have a Bugatti in every color of the rainbow" money from the stuff Tate claims to have done to make his millions. Sorry Tate bros, the Top G is guilty as fuck.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Elon Musk could've become a trillionaire in the next few years had he just kept maintaining his pace. He instead came up with every scheme he could think of to push himself into that trillionaire threshold. Do you honestly believe the world's greediest man wants to make a world where income is irrelevant?

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So obviously I have no proof of this, but I was seeing these images since 2019, before his major fall from grace. Again, can't prove that, but I swear this info has been around for years.

3 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I loved it. The Cyclops sequence was the only thing I didn't like about it, a lot of good moments were cut out to make it into a generic horror sequence.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Surprised he didn't get 100 years like the "leader of antifa" who "attacked" an ICE facility.

4 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Bill Burr is still trying to convince everyone we're all stupid for thinking he's in the wrong.

4 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Barron was just one inch below the height requirement cut off about a year ago. Now suddenly he grew two more inches and is now magically too tall to serve in the military. At least he didn't inherit those bone spurs from daddy.

5 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No, they were probably saying "what the fuck did this demented demon get us into?!"

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just got back from seeing it, I thought it was phenomenal. Best part is the actors that these goofs were rallying against were in the movie for maybe 3 minutes each. None of them "ruined" the movie like they were proclaiming they would.

6 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't get the "nintendo is making Ocarina of Time because they can't come up with anything new" argument. Zelda itself has been dropping new stuff on us for years. It would be one thing if we haven't gotten a Zelda game since Twilight Princess and have Ocarina dropped on us again. But Zelda fans have been eating good for years.

1 week ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

This is why I always tell my friends not to go to the casino anymore. It WOULD be cool if you could go somewhere, bet money and then walk out with 100 times the money you walked in with. But if we were all supposed to make money at the casino, casinos would've gone out of business years ago.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Honestly surprised Trump doesn't just put another bet on himself helping Canada on Kalshi.

1 week ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure that was Lemmy. Died a few days before 2016 began and suddenly Bowie and Alan Rickman drop dead a week or two later. Who knows, maybe they were a justice league gang or something I dunno, shit's fucked now.

2 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

At this point in the second Trump administration, this is a pregame for me.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Apparently he's been to the island at least once and had been to several Epstein events. However during that time he annoyed them so badly that they pretended that Epstein was shutting down his island just so he wouldn't be pestered for another invite. Can you imagine Epstein talking to a client who knew Elon and saying "don't let Elon know we're having a big Christmas Pedophile party next week."

3 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Seeing as how he's a nazi, he's probably really hyped up by the "88 deaths an hour" statistic.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh they were so ready for if he so much as glanced at them. I can only imagine how many times he heard "boy" during that ride.

3 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

#9 nah, imma give both of them the female's butt.

3 weeks ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 2

The only marriage where the woman being half the husband's age is appropriate.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Should be illegal to wait until the last possible moment to tell someone what they're advertising. Weird Al would never have been able to recover his reputation if they released that AI ad and he never realized it was AI. Good job Al for sticking to your guns on AI.

3 weeks ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

Thats why Hegseth is cleaning house. Keeping only the most loyal while forcing generals who have shown that they will follow the constitution and not Trump into retirement.

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Funniest part is she said that before the really horrifying emails came out revealing that it was a lot more than 13-16 year olds. They were raping children as old as a few months old on that island. Yeah, that period where republicans were all like "okay maybe Donald was on that island, but all the victims were like 17 so it's not so bad." When according to those horrifying emails, the only reason why the children never said anything was because there's not too many of them left alive.

3 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I'm not well versed on past Supreme Court justices, but would I be correct in assuming that Clarence Thomas is the worst supreme court justice to ever live? Because honestly, I can't imagine there was anyone worse than him, he's probably the worst person to have ever held an office in politics. THE most corrupt man in history and we currently have a President who has made tens of billions of dollars in the last year so that's saying something since Thomas has made significantly less than him.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I like Mamdani because he's running the city like he's the mayor of a city in a cartoon and it's actually working pretty well which makes you go "wait, it's seriously this easy to do good in public office?!"

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Best comment I saw was "Onion: Today's Satire, tomorrow's white house press briefing.

3 weeks ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

There was supposed to be a big concert, but every musical act realized they were lied to and quit except for Vanilla Ice, Truml then decided he himself would replace that big concert and just turn this into another Trump Rally.

3 weeks ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

Oh that's cute, they think Elon is talking to you. Oh you sweet summer child, Elon only responds to people to argue (when he's confidently wrong of course) or he sees you say something extremely racist and he'll share it so he can say "well I never said anything like that, I just thought what that guy said was interesting." This person must think that the Strippers really love them too.

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The 250th birthday of America should've been a huge event. Trump single handedly ruined every aspect of it because he wanted to make it all about himself.

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0