14771 pts ยท December 2, 2014
I'm just here for the memes
I was on AOL all night long
Everybody has a hole somewhere
Gen X chiming in to say that I also don't answer unknown numbers unless I'm expecting a call
Should've put an image of Carrie as her Blues Brothers character over Princess Leia
If they have diarrhea then you shouldn't be probing them... Unless you're into that shit
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1Z2twM20yMTJhM2FiZTdpa2NqOGpmZjR5bTIxZWNqcjlsdGc0eTU4bSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/GMdcBivU0d1ni/200w.webp
LinkedIn: "You're a top candidate for this position." Employer: "Fuck off."
What the fuck is your problem? The Republicans do enough shit to get mad about - focus on those things instead of this non-issue.
Apparently this is the first time any of you have seen the death of a member of Congress. It's standard practice for a family member or spouse to serve out the rest of their term - which in this case is only a few months. A new primary will be held for another candidate to go on the ballot in November.
Michael Michael motorcycle, turn the key and watch him pee
That's some puppy-making music right there
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1dnl4YmUzNHE2d3k5bWp0MTZrdHlvdXA3Z3VhaXluMWhlcjBmbDIwMCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3owzWgnMr5vS37fBsc/200w.webp
I hope you remembered to soak it in wood first
Especially the one that sounds like a business phone. Why was that even there? It's like I'm supposed to be zapping aliens and then be like "Wait a minute, I need to take this call"
Used or unused?
Vids that end too soon
Not to put too fine a point on it
One time I had to ask for a cigarette break so I could eat. The manager said "You don't smoke!" so I said "Why do smokers get special privileges?" All he said was "You have ten minutes!"
Today is a good day to dye
I've never seen a pizza with a beard before
It starts off well but drops sharply
Have a look at the original 1971 logo:
This is what's known as a chick magnet
Napoli is Italian for Naples, and Italy is English for Italia.
#30 Bo-hee-hee knife?
Yes. Looks like I'm never setting foot in there again
There are adjustable legs on the outside part that hold it up. It doesn't rest on the floor.
I was on AOL all night long
Everybody has a hole somewhere
Gen X chiming in to say that I also don't answer unknown numbers unless I'm expecting a call
Should've put an image of Carrie as her Blues Brothers character over Princess Leia
If they have diarrhea then you shouldn't be probing them... Unless you're into that shit
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1Z2twM20yMTJhM2FiZTdpa2NqOGpmZjR5bTIxZWNqcjlsdGc0eTU4bSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/GMdcBivU0d1ni/200w.webp
LinkedIn: "You're a top candidate for this position." Employer: "Fuck off."
What the fuck is your problem? The Republicans do enough shit to get mad about - focus on those things instead of this non-issue.
Apparently this is the first time any of you have seen the death of a member of Congress. It's standard practice for a family member or spouse to serve out the rest of their term - which in this case is only a few months. A new primary will be held for another candidate to go on the ballot in November.
Michael Michael motorcycle, turn the key and watch him pee
That's some puppy-making music right there
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1dnl4YmUzNHE2d3k5bWp0MTZrdHlvdXA3Z3VhaXluMWhlcjBmbDIwMCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3owzWgnMr5vS37fBsc/200w.webp
I hope you remembered to soak it in wood first
Especially the one that sounds like a business phone. Why was that even there? It's like I'm supposed to be zapping aliens and then be like "Wait a minute, I need to take this call"
Used or unused?
Vids that end too soon
Not to put too fine a point on it
One time I had to ask for a cigarette break so I could eat. The manager said "You don't smoke!" so I said "Why do smokers get special privileges?" All he said was "You have ten minutes!"
Today is a good day to dye
I've never seen a pizza with a beard before
It starts off well but drops sharply
Have a look at the original 1971 logo:
This is what's known as a chick magnet
Napoli is Italian for Naples, and Italy is English for Italia.
#30 Bo-hee-hee knife?
Yes. Looks like I'm never setting foot in there again
There are adjustable legs on the outside part that hold it up. It doesn't rest on the floor.