diggerwoods

115646 pts · May 23, 2012


And then he hit the pole.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Look, she didn’t exactly get through college on Academic scholarships.

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Life is just one trolley problem after another if you think about it.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Only Trump would try to destroy Americas most valuable company.

1 year ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Trump could put them all on the street and bring back soup kitchens and the cultists would claim it’s a good thing.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

That’s the problem. At this point, folks just platform themselves.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sheryl Crow wrote a song about this. No, wait, she was leaving not arriving. Never mind.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ya that’s a pretty sweet bandana

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Well, Lowe’s has great Easter sales. And we all know Jesus saves.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Next Thursday here, can confirm the same.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I can’t wait until the general election when Trump starts trying to trash Taylor. It will not go well.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I'd love to think any of this will make a difference.

2 years ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 4

Man, that’s right when I have time to start postin shit.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fuck, it’s snowing too? Screw it, you win. I’m going in for a beer.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It is possible to synthesize excited bromide in an argon matrix. Yes, it's an excimer frozen in its excited state.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I want 10 megawatts by mid-May.

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I pity the poor folks that have to clean that shelter a day later.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 7

That cubby hole is creepy as hell.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

"My uncle was a state. I could have been a great state."

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I bet $50 Trump couldn’t name 2 states, and if he tried one would be “North Carltucky”

2 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

What a strange looking cat

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm starting to think sometimes he's not fully truthful.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Where's the booze? Flowing like mud over here!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was happy there was pie and then there was no pie and i was sad

2 years ago | Likes 238 Dislikes 1

I've seen way too many videos of turkey fryers going horribly wrong to even attempt this.

2 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 3

You got new legs lieutenant dog!

2 years ago | Likes 546 Dislikes 0

Just gonna change the diaper there in the swing huh

2 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 9

These were the memes I really needed.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh, you think you hate it now, just wait til you drive it!

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

He sure does like chicken

2 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0