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https://www.theguardian.com/books/2023/nov/23/trump-iowa-evangelicals-pieces-of-shit-book-says
Excerpts: Trump was asked to name his favorite Bible verse.
The thrice-married, non church-attending New York "so-called" billionaire and reality TV star claimed it was “Two Corinthians,” rather than referring to it correctly as “Second Corinthians”
“The laughter and ridicule were embarrassing enough for Trump,” “But the news of Pastor Perkins endorsing Ted Cruz just a few days later sent him into a spiral. He began to speculate that there was a conspiracy among powerful evangelicals to deny him the GOP nomination.
In private over the coming years, Trump would use even more colorful language to describe the evangelical community. “When Cruz’s allies began using the ‘Two Corinthians’ line to attack him in the final days before the Iowa caucuses, Trump told one Iowa Republican official, ‘You know, these so-called Christians hanging around with Ted are real pieces of shit.’”
Author Alberta adds that “In private over the coming years”, Trump “would use even more colorful language to describe the evangelical community”.
Affray
So of all the heinous, evil shit he's said out loud on record, the Evangelicals try to cut him up for citing the Bible slightly incorrectly.
Hightower840
Huffing spray tan for that long can't be good for you...
epicjim
They don't care. He's the Great White Hope.
madvin
This is not a problem for them, they will vote for him nevertheless.
ironwill2008
When trump talks about his "favorite book" being the Bible, I just can't even..............
LazyJack62
Two Corinthians walk into a bar...
Eucrow
To be fair, he thinks everyone is a piece of shit.
4chanrefugee
Pretty sure evangelicals get off on being degraded. Like their whole faith is predicated on being told they're unworthy and tarnished.
FelonyRaptor
JohnBigboote74
He may have wanted to win the nomination, but maybe the real treasure was the pieces of shit he met along the way.
wambu
Well . . . he's not wrong, even though . . .
TheGhostofElizabethShue
"Two Corinthians"? He must have been boning up on his "pretending to have read the bible" skills since the last time I saw him asked that.
FoxPesdassi
So what if he still doesn't know a *book* from a *verse*? He's still God's appointed vessel! He said so himself, and I think *he* should know! Right?
happyrabbitzz
#evenastoppedclock
simonsaysabunchofstuff
Even Donald Trump is right occasionally
RenaissanceFaireMan
Next question should have been what does Corinthians 2 say/why is it your favorite?
hotaru251
SO now its his own party, the dems, the doj, the fbi, antifa, & now christian religion thats out to get him? Imagine how low IQ you need to be to still think hes the good guy xD
OneUniverse
The chances of him surviving Cheeto dye #2 use for 30 years means he will be calling out for his people to moisturize me at Four Seasons Total Landscaping before april.
drhobotron
The truly scary thing here is that he's not wrong.
Interleaver11111111
LZorro
I'm shocked he could name even one book in the Bible
Yellowchopsticks
I mean, that's just all evangelicals.
eclyptix
Yep, and now they all mutually suck each other off as if this tiff of theirs never happened
theInfinitelyProlonged
For such a "strong" "stable genius", he sure is the victim ALL THE TIME.
joechristo
all of these people are dbags
eromitlab
The evangelical community literally wants to be lied to, as long as they get to keep being the worst versions of themselves.
Deeldee
The pot calling the kettle black.
TheMeatIncident
Never trust that man on a white chair
mrthewhitee
They don't care. None of them care. He will sign the bills they hand him. He could literally shove a crucifix up his ass and jerk off on a picture of Mary, and they'll still vote for him.
METROlD
Dont tempt us with a good time
HitandRyan
Exactly. He hates who they hate and will govern accordingly. That's what is most important to Evangelicals.
ameriki
It's all about the $$$.
conklin5
True, but damn, did we really need that image?
SupposablyPersnickity
That’s quite the vivid picture you’ve painted on my head, thanks.
mrthewhitee
You're welcome haha
KingXizor