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Found at: http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/01/02/here-are-all-the-rights-you-have-when-interacting-with-a-police-officer/
Apr 11, 2014 6:49 PM
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Found at: http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/01/02/here-are-all-the-rights-you-have-when-interacting-with-a-police-officer/
TheThingNoNotThatOne
As someone who generally warns against following these bullshit posts, this one was actually pretty good and fair.
drpepper9990
I knew most of that, but how is a slim jim suspicious paraphernalia?
IDoAllMyOwnStunts
It's my money and I need it now!!!!
barrackobarner
If you are being frisked, be sure to yell "I need an adult!" as loud as you can.
J10Brook
DUI checkpoints are not legal in all states: http://www.ghsa.org/html/stateinfo/laws/checkpoint_laws.html
strangelyday
You forgot the first rule to any of this working...be white
llayla
can we get one of these for the uk pleasee!!!!
viry2k
Thanks very informative!
PurelyCoincidental
In the UK you can wear a mask!
PurelyCoincidental
The trick is if they ask you to remove it... has this area been deemed an area of imminent terrorism? Has an officer above the rank....
TuftedTitmouseOrGTFO
Call the officer a pig many times. They love it.
warneverchanges
Is it fat that as soon as I saw "Slim Jim", I was like, why would a meat stick be suspicious? Hahaha.
SaintBaronNashor
what is a "slim jim"?
mochi813
Not at all. I saw "Slim Jim" and my first thought was "Does that make me a criminal for eating them?"
warneverchanges
Hahaha. I AM NOT ALONE!
Hikash
I'm just glad I haven't been pulled over yet. Not that I *do* anything. Still, stressful, I imagine.
Puppydonk
I got pulled over for running a stop sign by my NEIGHBOR. The chewing out I got was intense.
isthisthereallifeorjustafantasea
Don't sweat it then. Most cops aren't dicks about minor stuff and if you're cool and don't argue, they're more likely to let you off.
Hikash
Most of the police around here are customers of mine at work, too. It's all about who you know!
lockwoodx
Or do everything the officer asks because you've got nothing to hide and the jerk writes you up for "7 over" because you weren't a juicy DUI
TheThingNoNotThatOne
Generally, don't be a dick to the officer, and they won't be a dick to you. The less suspicious you make yourself, the quicker it'll be over
lockwoodx
lol I so wish this was true. Talked to too many "young" cops at house parties to know no matter how polite you are, they will fuck with you.
TheThingNoNotThatOne
You clearly haven't met the right cops. 99% of my interactions with the police are positive. I'm polite, they're polite, we all win.
lockwoodx
The only polite ones are ones that notice you live in the same town. It's like night and day how quickly their attitude changes when 1/2
lockwoodx
they notice you could be somebody they have connections to, or you have connections over them. 2/2
TheThingNoNotThatOne
I know, totally. I guess that's why every cop I've ever met with whom I had no connections with still treated me with respect.
voltronk
You should always refuse a breathalyzer or road side, then they have to give you a blood test or let you go.
t1mman
In Quebec, the refusal of a breathaliser is a criminal offence as bad as failing it.
voltronk
Pffft, Canada.
dyingallthetime
Say I was sober, and I refused, I'd lose my license. Why would I refuse?
voltronk
In America you have the right to refuse, you dont lose your license, I dont know where OP heard that bullshit
feryooday
California
whenindoubtwhipitout
Illinois