What year is it?!
If it's not one thing, it's another
In the sewing supplies section of a hypermarket in Sharjah, UAE
No, I wasn't dropped on my head as a child
So that's where they ended up
For my Cake Day, I give you a tour of Chateau du Cogs
An attempt was made
Posted at the US Embassy in Kabul, thought I'd show some of my favorite pics
Headed to Catania - looking for advice/meetup
And now for something completely different
I love arrival gifts!
It’s been a torturous slog, I needed something positive
I actually missed this place, if you can believe it
She’s a better person than me
I made it!
All I know is it's pretty lonely right now.
Why do people feel the need to create a false backstory to promote their posts?
The beginning of the end of the beginning
Now for the boring part
Say cheese!
And they're all the way in the back of the closet, too.
Know your shitpost.
Siblings may fight from time to time...
Apparently I'm now on both AEST and MST...
So it takes me a while to get around to most movies
How I count Cake Days
I was told that I'm a Backup Secret Santa while I was in Australia, so I got my giftee some cuddly Aussie critters that were recommended by some very helpful people.
Fool. Doesn't he know it's in the water, too?
When a post of mine gets over 3 points.
Moana's on Netflix
Happy birthday to me, indeed
Next up: BACON!
MRW I sign another Executive Order before the media can process the last one.
I suppose it could be lupus...
We do it this way just to mess with you
Tim Cook after every announcement
You know you're a 60's kid when...
It begins
23-minute GIF of an iguana waiting for a table scrap
It's a brisket!
No evidence, no crime
Time for a blankie
I think you need to see a doctor more
The world's moving too fast for me, Cotton.
Is it really too much to ask?
I hate decade brthdays
Strangely enough, I'm actually relieved
Given the circumstances, it was the high point of my day
Good thing, too, I was getting awfully bored
I leave you alone with the country for eight months, and look at the mess you made
Karloff is still a cocksucker
So it's a little warm in Phoenix today
I'm not dead! Yes he is. I'm not. He isn't. Well, he will be soon, he's very ill. I'm getting better.
Waking up in Arizona this morning
Thanks, Amazon
Or is this the one you're supposed to score like golf?