chrishallett83

34170 pts ยท December 6, 2013


This is my public profile. I should write something about myself!

That's the thing about the Constitution - everyone, EVERYONE, is entitled to a fair trial. Which means public defenders have to ensure that everything is done by the book and up to standard.

14 hours ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

My Dad's Billie Eilish was Debbie Harry.

14 hours ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Uh-oh, did Kristi put her pinky up your stinky without asking first?

14 hours ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

Mute? Nah man, just join a punk band and let that noise fly!

14 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As long as you keep stringing up landlords, we ain't gonna have a problem, comrade.

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dude just needs to learn.
I'm a real piece of shit. Genuinely - I'm a cunt. But I have a lot of friends who respect and love me, because every day I try to be a good person, and do something good for someone. I'm a petty, short tempered, foul-mouthed aggressive douchebag, but I know that, and I try to be better. It's not hard, it just takes the minimum of self discipline. All I want is for the world to be a better place, and I know I can't do that, but the people I help, can.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Okay see I looked at your comment history.

You should probably get therapy.

Like, a LOT of therapy!

2 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

Hey bud, that's a LOT of words to say "I am scared to talk to women in real life so instead I just jerk it to hentai and join every MRA group I can find online".
Have you ever considered being a man, and NOT a piece of shit incel?

2 days ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 6

Is it weird that I would like to perform analingus on both of them - with their enthusiastic consent, of course!

2 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 8

Awwww, do women surreptitiously cover their drinks when you walk in the room, bud?

2 days ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 4

Jesus Christ, Fetlife still exists?

5 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

GAT-DAYUMED FLARED BASES, PEOPLE!

5 days ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 2

Look at her hips MOVE, though - that chick could fuck your soul right out of your body! And now she's probably a Grandmother. Hopefully still loving life!

5 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

Cleaned house? Not with a kid. There's no such thing.

5 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

In all of history, when have the people banning books EVER been the "good" guys?

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This stuff grows like, wait for it, a WEED. Is there no way for water to drain out of your bucket or something?

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ye, because it's very important to use wood-soaked logs when making your lightly fried fish fillets and your edward macaroni fork.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When it was mostly porn, Russian GTA3 screenshots, and people tagging Sarah in the comments of anything that was animated and spinning?

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Somebody tell this man to stop his son from torturing Brennan Lee Mulligan!

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

People who don't know be like "the Northeast is super progressive!", meanwhile people who do know be like "black folks would rather live in Mississippi than Vermont, and it has fucking nothing to do with the weather..."

2 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Suicide via barbiturate overdose.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What's the bet that not a single one of them is a drag queen, or trans?

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I saw a really good video explaining this once, and haven't been able to find it again.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't have any problems whatsoever with Jewish people or Judaism. I really really REALLY don't like Zionism, though.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm doing my part!

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

How old is that photo?

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No no, they love big government at EVERY level, as long as it's them, and the sole job of government is to get kickbacks and oppress minorities.

2 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Sing it with me folks - "the la-and of the free, and the home... of the... braaaaaaaave!"

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

$700? What back-asswards shithole country does that doctor live in? They're about $50 here.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Too much cheese ruins a pizza. Only Americans want their pizza to have 7 pounds of cheese on it.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2