As long as it fits the narrative it's truth.
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10
448
My fellow people who carry pocket knives! Tomorrow is finally the one day a year it's useful!
33
3
284
I stand by my choice.
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1051
My Kid is Why I Can't Have Nice Things
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2
133
Sometimes thing just line up.
35
0
259
The entire point of being good at golf is to play as little golf as possible.
-1
12
318
I guess this means I need to meet my neighbor...
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9
1163
A Repost from Deep Within my Favorites that Still Rings True Today.
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237
112949
I Just Wanted to Roll Dice
10
1
864
We rescued an older farm cat and he's become quite infatuated with our resident female. She wants nothing to do with him.
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5
987
People who carry pocket knives getting ready for the one day a year it's useful.
3
16
130
I don't know what I said in housepet but they seem concerned
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4
1229
Useless cat seems to think himself some kind of Disney princess.
2
3
318
My wife and I are trying to afford our house. This was what she gave me for breakfast.
15
22
819
She knows she's not allowed in the bedroom. She's pushing it.
12
9
746
I regret that I have but 49 dnd memes to share with my internet.
3057
84
95886
I try not to think about how both my parents love spicy food...
31
22
1879
Met a client, opened the door and he asked if I was okay with dogs.
11
5
559
One of my chickens may be part ostrich.
11
9
743
My cat at the exact moment she realized I didn't have food.
16
2
533
I regret that I have but 50 dnd memes to give for my internet. Pt3
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181
78666
Took a picture while hiking.
4
3
260
I can't decide if my brother is a genius or an idiot.
1
2
175
When you've played Destiny since day one and you bring in a friend who gets a drop you've been wanting on his first try.
6
11
428
Really Just Ranting
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38
728
My cat is useless.
13
7
890
I regret that I have but 50 dnd memes to give to my internet. Pt2
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8
3079
Interrupting your selfies to bring you my cat who loves water.
3
6
81
My lovely girl says merry Christmas.
10
0
160
When you brag on your brother right before he makes an absolute fool of himself
12
1
1435
I'm expecting my firstborn in October. My mom just gave me this.
2
6
203
What do you call a group of puppers?
2
1
663
I guess this is as close to a pilgrimage as I'll ever get.
13
1
623
Heavens above I love thrift stores.
42
20
2578
My beef jerky looks like a dragon. That is all
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10
2592
Made jolly rancher vodka for my groomsmen
12
4
237
The wife and I bought our first home.
84
31
2006
Family: "let's make gingerbread houses!" Me an intellectual:
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3829
Yet another ridiculous body standard for men.
80
19
3256
My old man is really trying for that grandpa of the year award.
82
14
5253
That moment when you get home and discover that Wendy's forgot to give you nuggets in your combo.
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10
2482
When school offers to buy additional equipment for a modeling class...
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132164
I have nothing of import to say I just want to show these adorable spiders I found in my yard.
20
18
1327
Now Kiss.
4
3
414
Watching the human vs zombie counter go back and forth.
128
13
1568
My wedding invitations were truly awesome.
7
5
1208
My coolness levels peaked in the 90s
815
62
54066
The only emote I want to appear in Destiny.
1
2
369
Got bored, made a marshmallow, Nutella, Reese's, Oreo, skillet cookie.
8
14
921
I found this phone stand at work that can hold most anything.
1934
177
85134
MRW I go to Wendy's and the frosty machine isn't working
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2
2029
When Imgur starts some weird gang warfare thing.
18
0
86
She's the best partner I've ever had
13
2
582
Every time I hear, "wait, I know you"
12
1
367
I'm unsure if the wife just enjoys scaring me or is just getting into the Halloween spirit.
5
0
1155
MRW the ex joins the conversation at a party.
3242
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146906
Finding my car covered in pollen
2
1
300
MRW I see someone destroying a Switch when I've been desperate to get my hands on one but they're all sold out.
9
3
454