called2fight
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I'm pretty sure it runs on sorcery.
Jan 24, 2017 10:22 PM
called2fight
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I'm pretty sure it runs on sorcery.
RiddledWithRhymes
andreisokolov
But can it hold itself together?
MrRovoto
This could kill people.
NateintheNorth
Friction is a pain in the ass. But here, it's cool.
Trollibear01
Ah i have a similar one only it has a screen cleaner attached to the top
SpaceSphere
I use to have a nice steel one for a week before someone stole it on my day off
RichardHanna
Witchcraft!
goldendoggos
I found one too at work but all of the stickiness had worn off
MaxFrench
If East West bank can give you such magic, imagine the magic the Goblins at the bank can do...and the Dragons!
Rizen415
But can it hold all of my failed hopes & dreams?
Alloftimeandspacewheredoyouwanttogo
I don't think that it's designed to hold nothingness.
DontTazeMeBrah
http://imgur.com/fCUELzo
prilldomon
Company time well spent
NoticeablyDrunk
Now I'm no expert, but I think that's the wrong kind of phone for that stand.
dattrowawaydoe
Rectal Mutilation Alcoholic Association cubicle number 03... nailed it.
called2fight
How did you know?
wh33lm4n
Somewhere, there's a humorous album of a person testing what they can stick to the wall with a similar sticky pad. I can't seem to find it.
tinyhandstinyfeet
I HAVE THAT POP UP POST IT DISPENSER
Gustie13
We received ones just like that! It doesn't hold the iPhone 6+
IMTINYRICKSANCHEZ
Until it gets 1 speck of dust on it
eatyourveggiescarl
Working hard there, Jim.
MrsMobiWanKenobi
MyLuggageAteMyHomework
I love these things! Got one from an office I worked in and it took a day just to figure out wth it was for though
Skeatsie
I....I want one....I just want to play with it....
Furryboots
Try a banana....
Muttmutt
/a/c6G3t
called2fight
Dangit, I'll do this tomorrow. I should've known better.
ThatWizardCameFromTheMoon
30∀∀Wᴚ
KittenMittonsMeow
Can it hold the the US together? It might be our only hope.
ilovecake
HopdeepDerpson
What's funny is, I have one of these at work, and the only thing it can't hold was my phone (which I'm pretty sure is its purpose).
waaaghflesh
aslightlylowerleftboob
can it hold an elephant? I need a place to hold my elephant.
Trevanadian
You mean @OP's mom?
Hovenbeet
yes
TheWizardofGauze
The future is now
InsertCleverNickname
My right boob is slightly lower...
youarethesumofyourcontradictions
Just put your elephant in this room and nobody will talk about it.
called2fight
So long as it's a very small elephant.
aslightlylowerleftboob
normal sized elephant
SilverKytten
Just make the holder bigger
spliiish
es seguromente mi elephante
Krankkinder
Can it fit in the fridge?
aslightlylowerleftboob
funny you ask that, his name is Fridge...
cubbieswin0508
I have one. Loses the grip really fast. Check ur chat for proof. Sorry
Vicksoarin
You have to turn it off and back on at least three times.
hungriesthippo
Did you try turning it off and then on again?
byohzzrd
Wash it under running water and let air dry. No soap or towel fuzz. It's just silicone rubber.
called2fight
Why you gotta crush dreams like that man?
cubbieswin0508
I am only letting him know the truth. For I have lived with the experience. Lol
wemakeheroes
my first thought was that shit getting dirty and losing grip like a sticky hand from the $0.25 machine
called2fight
Have been able to confirm. It's easily cleaned with rubbing alcohol.
ThisUsernameWasHardToThinkOfOnTheSpot
Have you tried wiping it with a wet cloth? That material picks up dust which prevents stickiness...but wiping helps.
halborski
Are we still talking about the stand thing or is this toilet advice now?
JustSayingYouHaventSeenMeAndBatmanInTheSameRoomBefore
Wet wipes will almost definitely change your life. I can't go back. I WON'T.
SonOfAVondruke
Protip: Flushable wipes play hell on plumbing long-term, so skip the flushing entirely, get baby wipes for less $ and toss em in the trash.
Blamblam101
Dude you responded to never had a Wacky Wallwalker.
ThisUsernameWasHardToThinkOfOnTheSpot
Lol, I bet this thing would stick to a wall of you threw it right!
CorgiesOnLongboards
Better burn it just to be safe
ThatWizardCameFromTheMoon
30∀∀Wᴚ
Leboose
Aaaaand It's holding the flame now....
dangerousDoc
Purge the heresy!
orcavsgreatwhite
Don't forget the salt, and fuel accelerant. If that fails, call Moose and Squirrel.
CosmicSombrero
We must throw it into the hottest volcano in the land. *notices 3inch deep puddle* Nevermind this'll do.
mehimbored
Dig through the ditches and burn through the witches
HeadlessNorseman
I bet it holds a flame well too.
VintronTheExonite
I had one but too much dust got on it and it never worked anymore.
called2fight
It does weigh less than a duck.
Justag33k
Buuuurn it!
RamenFlavourPacket
I lol'd +1
mehimbored
Then how much does a henway?
nerdycatt
Justrememberdontblink
But did it turn you into a newt?
Thetexasyeti
I got better..
averageismymiddlename
Does it float?
qwygl
How much does a duck weight specifically?
aWiseSageOnceSaid
About as much as a small goose
erischilde
About as much as a witch?
CaptnMurica88
Enough to float on water
steelwalker
Probably close to as much as a pair of African swallows, or alternatively if none are available a coconut.
erischilde
About as much as a witch?
RonaldBilliusWeasley
Not gour
RonaldBilliusWeasley
Four* fuck.
called2fight
So many.
LukeIsSkywalking
Iamthesacredbanana
Bruhh
Justrememberdontblink
At least three.
GaseousMaximus
Fiddy
aslightlylowerleftboob
the same as wood
rufflemyonions
SOAK LOGS IN WOOD @SHITTYBANANAS
ThisUsernameWasHardToThinkOfOnTheSpot
So I guess throw it into the lake?
aslightlylowerleftboob
Ahhh, but what ELSE floats in a lake?