My wife and I are trying to afford our house. This was what she gave me for breakfast.

Dec 10, 2017 5:12 PM

Friggin millennials man.

avocadotoast

breakfast

millennials

Your wife loves you.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So bomb! Try junks of avacado on saltine crackers with a bit of squeezed lemon juice.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

(In the near future) MILLENNIALS ARE KILLING THE AVOCADO INDUSTRY. (At this point no one would be surprised if this would be a headline)

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago (deleted Feb 20, 2024 4:32 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

I like mine, except the battery life is pretty sorry.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WTF? No nachos and Corona? She didn’t finish the preparation. https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/alton-brown/guacamole-recipe-1940609

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

What is it about avocados and toast that I don’t get?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's easy, I usually prefer a fried egg on top of mine.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Avocados are expensive af

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Depends where you live.....

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I went to Hawaii once. $4 American! I get them here for a dollar Canadian

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

RIP your mortgage application

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

It wasn't in a good place to begin with.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Well I guess you’ll have to go broke and ruin the toast industry. Thanks a lot

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

In my room I have a book containing all the things I've ruined. Applebees, early retirement, diamond market, expensive restaurants, hotels..

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If I had a dollar for everything we’ve ruined I could probably afford to not ruin said industries

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looks like you married a good one.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

She reminds me of that all the time.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You should wife her!!!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lol. Get used to it. At least you’ll be able to find refuge in your man cave in the house, in the future. :)

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Until a kid comes along and it becomes a nursery.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sorry but I’m laughing at your pain.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

At least someone's enjoying it.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0