bojeefus

4463 pts ยท June 1, 2016


its like a pseudo-ratking.

5 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm just gonna say it. That's too many knobs.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

no kidding. I'm hitting like 50% or so

3 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I don't understand this one. what is the clicker for? like answering mult choice questions during the lecture or something?

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

His 'nooo' cracks me up every single time.

2 weeks ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure the whale language was accurate.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm gonna start answering questions with "When I die, you'll find out."

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They're ALL getting cut, Frank.

2 weeks ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

looks like Desi Lydic from the daily show.

4 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

How does she look soft and hard at the same time? Amazing

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

as long as I sent them 1 or 2 totally legit photos of me and claim I'm feeling great and recovering, just need a littttle bit longer

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

#8 I thought they used laser guns. Am I remembering wrong?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I went there for the festival about 15 years ago. My most memorable travel experience. It was amazing. 2k pop, but 150k during the festival.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've recently seen billboards go up in houston for a gun range that is basically a woman in yoga pants in this exact pose.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I get one on my birthday each year from the VA. started on my 45th.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I woke up during my endoscopy, started gagging violently on the tube. Throat was very sore for days. Do not recommend.

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Would he be orange, or lime and orange? (lime for the bile he's filled with)

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you think that guy is the artist, or an artist's medium?

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#1 The dog: So, you guys want some privacy, or...

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stealing his breath! Grandma was right.

1 month ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

I hope she's wearing sunblock.

1 month ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

Impeached. From a cannon. Into the sun.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I saw a license plate the other day that said "2YOOTZ". Cracked me up.

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

like cooking the pickle in the sandwich? I love grilled cheese and pickles, how have I never thought of combining them?

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

before we make that call we need to see from behind to see if his chaps are assless or assful

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I read this like a villain saying no prison can hold me. Like people keep trying to put you in a bathtub and you laughingly jump out.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

those little straps really enhance the jiggle.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't understand all of the references in the comments, but I know enough of them to not ask about the ones I don't know.

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0