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Jul 7, 2026 9:07 PM
ChocolatePoopy
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delightfullyhardenthusiast
I’m convinced the only concept of “warrior” these morons have comes from action films or their stupid fuckin bible.
speedonthis
Still no security clearance, PP?
futhor
I just really cannot respect a man in a cowboy hat
thedarkcanuck
I found it unsettling the first time I went to Alberta and saw guys wearing them and the boots completely unironically
AyatollahBahloni
EatYourSoylentGreenAndShutUp
I am gay/queer and would never be caught in a dressup like that in my life! https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1Z2J1NnJxZXM1YzgxdzI5anAzdWs5NDdkbGljcjY0a2o3OHloeGdraiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/LSc2GGrC81nq1janRg/200w.webp
Hexidimentional
oh good, he's cosplaying as ron desantis now
Fireninja404
and taking talking points from kegsbreath
Hexidimentional
ron desantis says a lot of this garbage too
tamfos7
Oh shut up PP no one cares about that petty BS. We want politicians who actually have the guts and will to work for the citizens of this wonderful country. Who really understand what we all need to thrive not just survive. Keep whining yourself into irrelevance, it helps the cause.
jimhotep
Not possibly..... is the....is the...gayest.....
swedeonamoose
Seriously he looks like he came straight from a brokeback mountain porno spoof.
BadPunsAplenty
Joke Twist
Athol
One of the low-buck ones at that.
newwoolmonosta
Why not refrain from the homophobia and stick to calling out this MAGA wannabe in ways that aren’t hurtful to others?
chrispisme
Good point I didn’t notice it till you called it out but it is there…
NightOwlRally
Sore-Ass Mountain "When you ride up the bear-infested mountain, you can expect your ass to take a pounding."
justheretocommentonce
Or just one horny druid.
InnsmouthTourist
When your party is told not to talk about it's stance on abortion, we know your stance on abortion
my1rstlaptopwas34inchscreenup
warrior culture... sure, fucking poser
SleepyHollowAppleTree
Yee haw!
509tigerfish
Here is the same douchecanoe spouting hate - LOOOOOOOOOSER !
Thorketil
Isn't there an asylum somewhere for such illbrained crackpots?
Resistance1000
The tRump regime.
ontarioOT
I grew up in Calgary.
I was in the marching band at my high school.
Our uniforms looked 10x more realiatic / practical than this outfit.
chittychittybangbanglovesustoo
Yeah Peter, this is going over so well in th US when you mimic Pete Hegseth.
Umkontodon
Eh, he still exist? I always forget this person exist.
ItsaBeemer
All hat not cattle loser. What a fucking bellend. STFU asshole. He'd be the first to use a pregnant woman as a human shield.
HastyPuddingPops
Funny thing is he lived in (and represented) Ottawa until like a year ago.
Comet260
I hate cowboy hats because I associate them with MAGA.
509tigerfish
me too till I was introduced to Orville Peck
Hexidimentional
this is like that "One week blank" meme.. dude's only lived in alberta for a year and he's already a proud boy
teardropivyyearofthetiger
He hasn’t even lived here a year. He’s been stumping everywhere. Nobody here wants him except the asshoes who watch faux news
Hexidimentional
the crtc should fucking ban that slop
teardropivyyearofthetiger
They made it a pay channel, and some people in my region want it to be part of the basic cable package - they say making it a pay channel is “censorship” lunatics.
ananfro
Funny. On the farm the term proud boy is given to a gelded horse who still thinks he has a pair
Hexidimentional
oh i'm aware, that was why i chose the term
ananfro
Well it describes him perfectly
Septcanmat
I dislike Lil PP as much as anyone, but we should have the facts right. He was born and grew up in Calgary, so he’s lived there a lot longer than “a year”.
Hexidimentional
that explains why he's so fucking stupid, grew up in alberta in the 80s? definitely lead poisoned
MerriMod
Like, even at its most fundamental level. Traditional cowboy attire is work clothes - the whole point is that it's made to withstand hard, dirty labor in the sun moving cattle. Does he genuinely not understand how blitheringly stupid he looks wearing a pristine white getup? I'd bet this motherfucker's hands and heels are as soft as butter.
Affray
1)I had an actual rancher call me a cowboy once. I was working in my shed and yard when he stopped over so I was geared up for outside work.
Affray
2)Bandana around my neck for when I need a quick dust/debris mask, sunglasses, baseball hat with a bandana out the back for neck protection,
Affray
3)boots, jeans I'd sewn leather onto in heavy wear spots, toolbelt, thin long sleeve shirt, legit soaked in sweat and dirt, nasty feeling.
Affray
4)I'm not claiming to be one, not interested. They're workhorse (pun) farmers and it's baffling that Poilievre thinks they look like this.
invaderjak
gee this sounds familiar....
Zetor
Stampede? Isn't that when a herd flees in terror?
nyarlathotep777
Panic AND terror
ATGoogles
PunnyTiger
RaZorHamZteR
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1dndsNHQ1ZHU4ZjdjMGE4Y3V6aXU5eTd3ZG1leWYyaGJ2bG9ndnpkMiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/9EwnzGNjvmIG4/200w.webp
cowgoesmoo1
...the Simpsons... is there anything they haven't predicted?
PunnyTiger
75townecoupe
Unfortunately tRump is still breathing.... They've missed the date
TChallaVanDam
The answer to that is way weirder and way more interesting than you think.
Link to one of the most fascinating podcast eps I’ve ever heard:
https://open.spotify.com/episode/3d4HcaNfauQohmibsNMGMZ?
tachyx
The Simpsons influence stupid people. It isn't prediction.
Affray
Roy's tiger must have caught the episode about himself.
StewedTomaters
Someone with a post history so full of dumb popular culture references should stop throwing stones. Pretending that they haven't had genius comedy writers over the years doesn't make them any less relevant 36 years later. If they stopped making new ones tomorrow, it'd still be true.
thebigbaka
majortool
fastjeff
Last time loser mcloseyface showed up looking that way, he got his ass handed to him. Wound up losing like a loser and then went to his loser party and made one of his loser friends lose his seat so this loser could also lose that seat because he's a loser.
laserfork
America's warrior culture just resulted in it starting its most pointless war ever and losing it. Not to mention all the war crimes like the Minab school bombing, because warriors don't vet targets and concern themselves with civilian casualties apparently. Anyway, behold the leader of the Conservative Party of Canada. They really just are Republican cosplayers.
TheRealSauceBoss
As the leader of his party, how the FUCK does he not have people who pull him aside and say no. Just no. Don't wear this shit. You are already a laughing stock. Its almost as if every few weeks he does something to remind everyone how much of a colossal pathetic fucking dweeb he is. And keep cozying up to the shit gibbon, I'm sure that'll endear you to lots of folks in Canada.
Bizarkly
"Its almost as if every few weeks he does something to remind everyone how much of a colossal pathetic fucking dweeb he is." So he's the JD Vance of Canada?
doctorId
He's just such a twerp. That's the only word that comes to mind when I see him.
JoeMalmsteen
I'd almost say that the CPC keeps PP as their party leader to make Carney look more "centre" leaning, when he (Carney) would otherwise be a fairly obvious Conservative himself.
ontarioOT
I saw a headline (I didn't click it) along the lines of, "Does Pierre Pollievre even want to be Prime Minister?"
thisisnotfineffs
I'd say probably not, cons almost never have an actual interest in governance, just self enrichment. He can get what he wants by being the party leader so why bother actually trying to win
TheRealSauceBoss
I had read a similar comment that he's leader of his party because no one else wants to deal with the headache.
shanasphone350
Canada, thank you for always reminding me we are together in solidarity. You are still winning, this is not even close to our clown/circus. Good laugh.
narcoleptiKnickers
Warrior culture? Poilievre such a poser. Outside of politics he's never had a job.
technicallycorrect
He once sold Cut Co knives, a direct marketing company that sold, you guessed it, knives.
MatrixDragon
'Warrior culture' is always performative.
bitemark
Wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight
Cyrakhis
Such a warrior that he ran away to Alberta after losing his own riding in a disastrous campaign lol
Affray
He's kinda right back at the same level as he was before though. Slimy fuck, slithering into positions of power.
Cyrakhis
Oh he never lost it, he refused to step down so they parachuted him a gift seat
Affray
I fucking hate reality sometimes.
cambriago13
Zero service time with the Calgary Highlanders or any other unit, chirping about warrior culture.
Go fuck yourself, rhinestone shitbag.
teardropivyyearofthetiger
Peter Pepper can go fuck himself
Travelcedric
He literally got out of high school, went into university and came out directly into politics. He has zero real world experience but talks like he has done everything. Such a fucking little prick.
thedarkcanuck
He's not even from Alberta
walnutbreath
He couldn't even cut it with the Calgary Beaver Scouts. Dude considers a trip to the West Ed Mall to be his version of Juno Beach.
cambriago13
WEM on Boxing Day... almost. Lol
NightOwlRally
"A warrior culture" lmfao sure thing, Buster Scruggs
Athol
Hey Buster could at least shoot.
NightOwlRally
Especially that behind-the-back, inverted iron sight mirror shot. lol
DontYouHateWhenAllUsernamesAreAlreadyTaken
"First time?"
Clockworkdancerobot
Full fledged Maga... Yikes.
PantsAreForTheWeek
MCGA? What does one call a Canadian MAGA?
Other then a conservative? Or Albertan?
LanceTex
CAMAGGA
DarthHypno
A racist. A person denying reality. A traitor. A fucking seperatist. A sad lonely person who has nothing and no one in there life who requires conspiracy theories to feel special.
CALAMOSCOPYJANE
Morons.
ToSisPoS
Cunts
RagtimeBetty
We also use MapleMAGA, separatists or simply fuckin idiots. Polieve is the 'smol PP man". Marlena 'danielle' Smith is just 'the cunt'
ontarioOT
Maple MAGA is what we've been calling them, though there are other monikers that fit better (e.g., traitors, grifters, white supremacists).
teardropivyyearofthetiger
Maple maga. Not my Alberta.
Clockworkdancerobot
Fascists. The Alberta Conservatives are doing some way loco shit. https://newrepublic.com/article/206942/alberta-separatist-movement-maga-trump
zFUBARz
To be fair to these idiots they're funded and supported by American assholes same as P2025. They can still get royally fucked though.
TimbiquiDarkThirty
I've heard them called "Maple MAGA"
Jamesstin
Maple maggots. Gross
speedonthis
I usually yelled "traitor" or "turncoat" when I saw them getting petition signatures. Ive seen a lot of people use Maple Maga around the internets
nyarlathotep777
mrthewhitee
It's even funnier when you think about the fact he's never held a real job his entire life and only "moved" to Alberta last year.
He's a triple poser, carpetbagger
Septcanmat
He grew up in Alberta.
Cyrakhis
Moved meaning "fled in disgrace after losing his seat in parliament so he could be gifted one" lol
Bizarkly
Oh -- so he's Lorene Boebert *as well as* JD Vance?
mrthewhitee
Also doesn't really live there even now.