battery1979

107991 pts ยท April 5, 2012


Whhheeee, I'm renowned!!!!! Strike that. I'm Glorious.

Or Hector. Or was it Beauregard? I forget which.

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Probably in the same incident where he lost his nuts.

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Possibly two on the couch as well.

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https://youtu.be/OjpxlBRbhXs?is=S5vim3i8s-JyWLow Nice vs Good. Excellent exploration of the topic.

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"Oh foot, how I love you" - Scoots. -- Micheal Scott

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Like Trent Reznor's take on Johnny Cash's version of Hurt.

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The next day Frank Beard of ZZ Top. Then Dolly, Tim, and Peter this week.

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Peter Cullen now too.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Here's the compromise. Shut down operations, and people will stop breaking your shit.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dolly once said "It takes a lot of money to look this cheap" She would indeed have a good chuckle at your work.

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Crash pads. Pillows, stuffed,

2 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Unless you're a duck.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I believe he was the member of ZZ Top without one.

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's how I had to play fetch with our black lab.

3 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

A damn sight better than Hakeem Jeffries has turned out.

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Autobots, transform and roll out!

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've never seen them in Louisiana. Doesn't mean they're not here, just, you know, never came across them. In fact, I didn't realize otters were native here until I saw an adult and three pups on the bank of the bayou near my apartment the other evening.

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Isn't that similar to how Bain Capital killed Toys R Us?

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I could theoretically own a private island. It probably wouldn't be a nice private island, or even a developed private island. But it would be fine if you're ok with living in a tent for a few days at a time.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Optimal.

3 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Like Trump gives a shit about 4/5 of his kids.

4 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Yes

4 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

If I had a nickel for every time that line was used in a movie, I'd only have two nickels. But it's weird that it's happened twice.

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Shutter your business, and people will stop destroying your products. Seems like a perfectly reasonable comprise.

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes.... for the mammals.

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Historically, humans picking up sticks has done a lot to equalize us against much larger animals.

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Never really got into Harry Potter, probably because by the time it came out, I was already reading the Terrys (Pratchett, Brooks, and unfortunately, Goodkind), and Anne Rice, Anne McCaffrey, Stephen King, Tolkien, Micheal Crichton, Asimov, Heinlein, Piers Anthony.

5 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The right shoulder is correct, the left is not. The army only wears one flag on their uniform. And they haven't worn ACUs in over a decade.

5 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Anyone who has been in the Army would know which shoulder the flag goes on. And it's only one, not both like that dude.

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